My dad got me a cute weapon.

Well, if she lives in America, we call that, self defense. It's a paramount RIGHT, guaranteed to us under the Constitution. I realize you live in The United Kingdom, so you don't enjoy the same rights as your kings and queens do...but here, we do our best to assure that filth, is put where it belongs. Be it a prison, or a morgue. If she does live in a country that doesn't regard her life as valuable as she does...then fuck the law, it obviously doesn't care about her.

I would rather be judged by twelve, then carried by six!

Good for you darlin...the only one that you should rely on for your own personal protection, is you.

It is? I have never seen that.


I assume you are referring to the second amendment, which does not say anything about "knives" or "self defense".
 

missdannigee

Official Checked Star Member
jesus christmas, the girl posts a pic of a pink knife and people go to war on the forums, fuck...relax...its a cute pink knife...nothing more...its not a machete, a gun, a saw, lol i highly doubt this tiny little blade can kill...
shit, i hate violence in any way shape or form, and i dont carry anything but a nail file but id totally carry this to chop off a hangnail or to open my mail...maybe take the tags off of new clothes...

BE HAPPY! ;)
 

PirateKing

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jesus christmas, the girl posts a pic of a pink knife and people go to war on the forums, fuck...relax...its a cute pink knife...nothing more...its not a machete, a gun, a saw, lol i highly doubt this tiny little blade can kill...
shit, i hate violence in any way shape or form, and i dont carry anything but a nail file but id totally carry this to chop off a hangnail or to open my mail...maybe take the tags off of new clothes...

BE HAPPY! ;)
I think they're afraid of a woman with a knife, as well they should be.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
jesus christmas, the girl posts a pic of a pink knife and people go to war on the forums, fuck...relax...its a cute pink knife...nothing more...its not a machete, a gun, a saw, lol i highly doubt this tiny little blade can kill...
shit, i hate violence in any way shape or form, and i dont carry anything but a nail file but id totally carry this to chop off a hangnail or to open my mail...maybe take the tags off of new clothes...

BE HAPPY! ;)

Fact! ^

Seems there is a lot of "Nerd Political Homsexuality" running rampant lately....:facepalm:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
haha i agree...i watch "snapped" all the time...a show about woman who went nuts...

lots of women killing husbands ;)

My girlfriend watches that show... along with several other shows on WE and Lifetime. So when she stays over, I sleep with one eye open and a .45 under the pillow. I figure if she ever decides to "snap", she better be quick. :1orglaugh

BTW, why is it that so many shows on WE and Lifetime revolve around violent women, but they always say "to protect her family"???

She killed her husband... to protect her family.
She killed her boyfriend... to protect her family.
She robbed a liquor store... to protect her family.
She became a drug dealer... to protect her family.


What few shows I've watched, it seems awfully odd that women mainly "snap" when there's a large life insurance policy involved... to protect her family. :D


P.S. Cute knife, Boothy.
 

missdannigee

Official Checked Star Member
My girlfriend watches that show... along with several other shows on WE and Lifetime. So when she stays over, I sleep with one eye open and a .45 under the pillow. I figure if she ever decides to "snap", she better be quick. :1orglaugh

BTW, why is it that so many shows on WE and Lifetime revolve around violent women, but they always say "to protect her family"???

She killed her husband... to protect her family.
She killed her boyfriend... to protect her family.
She robbed a liquor store... to protect her family.
She became a drug dealer... to protect her family.


What few shows I've watched, it seems awfully odd that women mainly "snap" when there's a large life insurance policy involved... to protect her family. :D


P.S. Cute knife, Boothy.

hahhaah thats hilarious! ive been told that once or twice! haha

i use to watch snapped, but i lowered my cable package so now its deadly women on ID. (investigation discovery) i love those forensics shows!

i think in the stupid lifetime movies and in the real cases when the women did kill their hubbys and use that reason that they were protecting their family it always seems they had a legit reason to feel threatened by the dude...

but when theyre super guilty...its usually an affair on one side, or theyre trying to cover up shit...women always try to cover shit it...

I DONT...BUT IVE SEEN STUFF LOL ;)

we go huge clothes shopping, we leave the bags in the trunk,

we break something, we hide it,

we lose our wedding ring...we run around searching like crazy the second the man leaves...

we search the history on the computer...to see what the men are hiding...

we kill him, we hide him...

lol

just kidding boys!
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Well, if she lives in America, we call that, self defense. It's a paramount RIGHT, guaranteed to us under the Constitution. I realize you live in The United Kingdom, so you don't enjoy the same rights as your kings and queens do...but here, we do our best to assure that filth, is put where it belongs. Be it a prison, or a morgue. If she does live in a country that doesn't regard her life as valuable as she does...then fuck the law, it obviously doesn't care about her.

I would rather be judged by twelve, then carried by six!

Good for you darlin...the only one that you should rely on for your own personal protection, is you.

Exactly. Thank you.
 
jesus christmas, the girl posts a pic of a pink knife and people go to war on the forums, fuck...relax...its a cute pink knife...nothing more...its not a machete, a gun, a saw, lol i highly doubt this tiny little blade can kill...

This.

Holy cows raping donkeys while smoking grass, people. Calm the fuck down.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I hope the only thing you use that knife for Boothy is for cutting lime slices for cocktails... :glugglug:

Which reminds me, my invitation to Boothy's reception must have gotten lost in the mail (I'll talk to Maildude about that later). But with it being such a hassle to travel right now, I'd be good with a couple of cases of Heineken. How 'bout you?

So Boothy, if you make a bulk drop shipment to me and Titsrock at the same time, I think that'll be cheaper. Just let us know when to expect it.
 
jesus christmas, the girl posts a pic of a pink knife and people go to war on the forums, fuck...relax...its a cute pink knife...nothing more...its not a machete, a gun, a saw, lol i highly doubt this tiny little blade can kill...
shit, i hate violence in any way shape or form, and i dont carry anything but a nail file but id totally carry this to chop off a hangnail or to open my mail...maybe take the tags off of new clothes...

BE HAPPY! ;)
Yeah it's just A BLADED WEAPON someone carries around with them all the time because they live in fear!

BE HAPPY! ;)
 
Hypothetical - BB walks home, a large man, possible multiples follow her. A sex crime or random mugging ensues, she goes for her knife and is overpowered. Attackers use said knife on her, to mutilate or kill.

So I take it with a great degree of probability you have never been in a knife fight or seen one or even have a good idea of how it would most likely go down. All but the most stupid of idiots, even if they are masters at fighting, will take great pause against somebody that armed with even a small knife, even if that person is old or small, especially if they aren't armed themselves. What's really most likely to happen is the perpetrator is going to get the hell cut out of them.
 
So I take it with a great degree of probability you have never been in a knife fight or seen one or even have a good idea of how it would most likely go down. All but the most stupid of idiots, even if they are masters at fighting, will take great pause against somebody that armed with even a small knife, even if that person is old or small, especially if they aren't armed themselves. What's really most likely to happen is the perpetrator is going to get the hell cut out of them.
But I thought there were no unarmed muggers/rapists etc anymore? Has the media lied to me again? :dunno:
 
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