My cat projectile vomited on me

[sean miguel]

I'm kicked back on the couch playing Fallout 4 and my cat, who was laying on my chest, suddenly gets up and starts heaving. Before I have a chance to react, she spews her cat chunks all over the side of my neck and shoulder. It was like burning acid from the Aliens movies. Ok, I exaggerate, but it was pretty warm.

Poor thing. I kept watch on her and she's ok. It was just one of those things cats do. Probably hairball related.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You probably deserved it.

 

[acenipplelicker]

my vet said to wipe some Vaseline on the cats mouth so it swallows some
it helps hair ball problems- honest

I use it on my ass hole to prevent ass rash and chafing

wait until the kitty projectile shits on you- no help there

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my vet said to wipe some Vaseline on the cats mouth so it swallows some
it helps hair ball problems- honest

I use it on my ass hole to prevent ass rash and chafing

wait until the kitty projectile shits on you- no help there

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Be honest did you give her white beer before that happen?

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I'm kicked back on the couch playing Fallout 4 and my cat, who was laying on my chest, suddenly gets up and starts heaving. Before I have a chance to react, she spews her cat chunks all over the side of my neck and shoulder. It was like burning acid from the Aliens movies. Ok, I exaggerate, but it was pretty warm.

Poor thing. I kept watch on her and she's ok. It was just one of those things cats do. Probably hairball related.

You sure?

 

[sean miguel]

You probably deserved it.

I probably did. Karma Kat.

my vet said to wipe some Vaseline on the cats mouth so it swallows some
it helps hair ball problems- honest

Yeah, I've got that hairball remedy gel that I really should use as a preventive measure instead of after the fact.

I use it on my ass hole to prevent ass rash and chafing

same. that and chamomile tea.

Be honest did you give her white beer before that happen?

No, but I was drinking and projectile vomited on her while she was sleeping as payback.

You sure?

holy shit.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Could only be funnier if it hit your mouth.

 

[sean miguel]

Could only be funnier if it hit your mouth.

yeah, that would've been hilarious!

 

[RJS13]

I would have puked. Ever smelled cat hurl? That shit stinks

 

[sean miguel]

I would have puked. Ever smelled cat hurl? That shit stinks

Hers didn't oddly enough. It was just really warm. Or maybe I'm just biased because I love her. Her poop does stink though.

 

[RJS13]

Hers didn't oddly enough. It was just really warm. Or maybe I'm just biased because I love her. Her poop does stink though.

Don't get me wrong, I love cats. Sadly I can't own one because I have a bad allergy to them. Eye's swell up and run, hacking and wheezing, sneezing with runny nose. Ain't worth it

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

yeah, that would've been hilarious!

As long as it wasn't me.
Oh the humanity....

 

[acenipplelicker]

my cat used to vomit right after eating- so I took to letting her outside so as not to create a mess
I noticed it one the vomit and passed by an hour later and it was gone
the stray cats ate my cats vomit
the food fed 2 or 3 cats in actuality

the Vaseline is a real cure for hair balls that build up

they lick them selves and some fur hair get in their mouith and stomach its undigestable so they vomit it out

 

[Jack Davenport]

Gross