Lube? Who needs lube? You're getting dry-dicked, bitch! :nannerf2:
My 1st Trip To Hooters
- Thread starter Dean Henneberg
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Lube? Who needs lube? You're getting dry-dicked, bitch! :nannerf2:
Well ... alright. But it's going to play hell with my haemorrhoids, I hope you dont mind some blood? :o
Blood should lube things up nicely. See? We didn't need to bother with Astroglide after all.
Blood should lube things up nicely. See? We didn't need to bother with Astroglide after all.
I'm sure some of the puss will also come in handy, scoop some of that stuff up and put it in that coffee cup. It actually has a better smell than astroglide too :dunno:.
Yeah, but that stuff clumps. Who wants to drink coffee with clots in it?
Well then, when it comes out, do not buy BlueBalls Chewable Coffee...
I repeat DO NOT buy BlueBalls Chewable Coffee
:nono:Well then, when it comes out, do not buy BlueBalls Chewable Coffee...
I repeat DO NOT buy BlueBalls Chewable Coffee
You could also let it dry out a little and market it as BlueBalls' Chewy Coffee-Flavored Chunks. I'll bet there's a whole market for that stuff just waiting to be tapped.
Jane Burgess
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Hooters is really fun. I worked at the downtown Phoenix one for almost three years. The only time you changed from the normal Hooters outfit was when you did promo's. We would wear black Hooter outfits. The hostess wears a white polo shirt and shorts. They never wear the black outfit because they are under age usually.
Jane Burgess
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Happy Birthday
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Before you get your hopes up, some of the hooters I have been too, should not have been called hooters but Mosquito bites instead. Not ALL hooters waitresses have big titties, they used to in the old days, but now, well its kind of sad. However, that's not to say there still aren't plenty of busty big chested woman working there, but their usually the ones who spill your drinks on you.
The reason some of them wear black shirts is because their either a)in training or b) they aren't waitresses, they are hostess'
Anyway, I hope you have fun
The black outfit is a promo outfit. The hostess wears polo shirts that are white or khaki. They never wear black. When you are training you still wear the normal Hooters outfit. As for the boob size, having big boobs was never a requirement to work at Hooters. It has always been your overall look.
You could also let it dry out a little and market it as BlueBalls' Chewy Coffee-Flavored Chunks. I'll bet there's a whole market for that stuff just waiting to be tapped.
Oh there is my friend, they just dont know it yet. My ad campaign will change all that though, contaminating drinking waters with the stuff is just the begining.
Next, the WORLD!!!
Hey, Al Bundy did it for years on Married With Children! :1orglaugh
First Nina, now Jane... I wonder how many OCSM's used to be Hooters girls.
yeah i agree with rey c did you have fun how was the veiw of the boobs my friend
If he doesn't answer by tomorrow, we better work on getting some bail money together. He might have had a real good time.
maybe one of the girls that works there has him all chained up having there way with him
Hooters is not all that. But have fun anyways.
Tammy
Tammy
Don't get your hopes up. Not all the girls there have great racks or look great. Still, I hope you have fun.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Oh yeah. I didn't think of that. So if we find him, he's gonna be pissed!
There is an old Notting Hillbilles album from the early 90's (Mark Knopfler rocked back in the day) called: Missing...Presumed Having a Good Time. We'll mark Dean down for that until we hear from him.
Hey Dean, first of all, Happy Birthday! Also don't get your hopes up too much for Hooter's, its basically just a wing place that happens to have chicks wearing tighter uniforms. The food isn't that great, and there's actually a fair number of questionables working there, at least the last few times I've gone. Enjoy the sites, but that's about it. It's not like a strip club or anything. Actually you'll probably see at least one family in there. Make sure to tip well too.
