motivational posters

[vodkazvictim]

Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

 

[vodkazvictim]

It looks like german airports have stayed open where British ones have closed.
URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL BRITS: It's your patriotic duty to feign surprise!
(That's right, patriotism is supporting the idiots who're destroying your country and defending them and their right to do so).

 

[vodkazvictim]

Hey VV - have you got any funny posters?

Don't be silly; of course I don't.

 

[vodkazvictim]

FACT 1:
I set fire to bound prostitutes for fun.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Democracy for sale!

 

[vodkazvictim]

FACT 2:
I once ate implants and shat Denise Milani.

 

[vodkazvictim]

FACT 3:
The fungus growing under my foreskin glows in the dark.

 

[vodkazvictim]

FACT 4:
I'm so insane I've looped around and gone sane again. But I'm going even further and thus drifting back int oteh sweet embrace of madness...

 

[vodkazvictim]

FACT 5:
I took a really pleasurable **** this evening. I still feel nicely empty inside.

 

[vodkazvictim]

FACT 6:
You could persuade women to ***** camels **** if you could get it published as the latest fashionable thing in Gossip and fashion mags.

 

[vodkazvictim]

FACT 7:
My farts smell like rose petals, look like the dead souls of baby kittens and are lethal to small ********.

 

[vodkazvictim]

FACT 8:
I know what a Decollotage is and how to massage one.
YOU have to look it up :tongue:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Question: Invisible what is spotted?
Answer: Dalmation.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Government would be funny if it weren't true.

 

[larss]

FACT 8:
I know what a Decollotage is and how to massage one.
YOU have to look it up :tongue:

Spelling police says:

décolletage

 

[vodkazvictim]

Oh Lord, make it stop!

 

[vodkazvictim]

FACT 9:
I still feel satisfied from the **** I was telling you all about earlier

 

[vodkazvictim]

Don't worry, it will stop soon.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Don't worry, only one more to go! :thefinger:

 

[vodkazvictim]

That's it, last one, hard-drive can now be wiped!
And you can now breath a sigh of relief.