Most Powerful Atom Smasher Ever

[maildude]

The biggest and most powerful atom smasher ever built will be fired up Wednesday by the European science agency CERN. Some fear the creation of dangerous mini black holes. Premium Link Upgrade

 

[Vanilla Bear]

This is about the same thing.
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[maildude]

I look for titles to prevent duplicate threads, because the search function here isn't always reliable. This story was just on this morning's Yahoo page.

 

[calpoon]

true. I guess "most powerful atom smasher" is a little bit more objective than "we're all gonna die next week. OMG!"

 

[yaheem]

Atom Smasher? That sounds so cool. "Whats that in your pocket?" "Oh that, that's my ATOM SMASHER!"

 

[tunsty]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!.. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!..






Sorry, what's all this about an 'atom smasher' again..??

 

[Legzman]

I can't wait! I wanna see this "blackhole" everyone is so worried about!!! :nanner:

 

[calpoon]

it seems that the leading numbers of repeat threads are for the atom smasher and sarah palin - both potential candidates for world destruction.

 

[Legzman]

it seems that the leading numbers of repeat threads are for the atom smasher and sarah palin - both potential candidates for world destruction.

at least with palin you can die with a hardon! :thumbsup:

 

[tunsty]

at least with palin you can die with a hardon! :thumbsup:

With the atom-smasher, all you get is a Gluon.. (Special scientist/nerd joke)

 

[Magnet]

With the atom-smasher, all you get is a Gluon.. (Special scientist/nerd joke)

Guess you had to be there...:1orglaugh

 

[calpoon]

at least with palin you can die with a hardon! :thumbsup:

At CERN they have the Large Hadron, with Palin you have a large hardon.

this can't be a mere coincidence.

 

[Sicario]

Hey - hey, it's joke time!!!

Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom.

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Thank, thank you!

 

[maildude]

All you jokers sure are great jokers!

 

[yaheem]

Are you saying this thing will **** us all? Any idea when? I got a **** load of bills and loans to pay off, and I really dont feel like paying. That money would be better spent on *****, bitches and burgers.:thumbsup:

 

[Legzman]

Its Wednesday...and we're all still here. Kinda disappointing if you ask me...

 

[hiimrudd]

I bet the cons were shittin in their pants

 

[ChefChiTown]

Its Wednesday...and we're all still here. Kinda disappointing if you ask me...

I know. I could go for a good Armaggedon-like atmosphere right about now.

 

[LBP 76]

Seems more like the most expensive ($4.4 billion) waste of time ever.

But as long as it is privately funded; have fun with your new toy boys and girls.

 

[coolbeers]

Are you saying this thing will **** us all? Any idea when? I got a **** load of bills and loans to pay off, and I really dont feel like paying. That money would be better spent on *****, bitches and burgers.:thumbsup:

"It will still be about a month before beams traveling in opposite directions are brought together in collisions that some skeptics fear could create micro "black holes" and endanger the planet."