Most perverted act you've done with gf/wife?

[blake]

Not a full list, just the one or two things YOU consider most perverted, and how it worked out.
I'll start; either ass to mouth: she was a bit embrarassed afterward but has done it again
or anal while she has a period, string hanging out: I just needed to hit that ass, worked out ok.

 

[STDiva]

one time, me and my girlfriend were having sex, and while i was in her...i kissed her on the lips. tehehehetehetehehehehe

 

[blake]

you sick fuck!:ban:

 

[BlueBalls]

We dressed up as clowns and went round beheading all the statues situated throughout London. We were on the news - *high five*


:nanner:

 

[Sicario]

My GF and I went to a costume party dressed as a Bishop and pregnant nun.












:1orglaugh

:tongue:

 

[CunningStunts]

After a REALLY fun night in Vegas, my ex was so drunk that I fucked her in the ass when we got back to the hotel... she HATED anal... lol. She was pissed at me for weeks, and was walking funny for a few days

 

[HeartBroker]

We actually engaged in...
wait for it...







foreplay once :eek:

 

[BlueBalls]

We actually engaged in...
wait for it...







foreplay once :eek:

:throwup: You disgust me . . . .

 

[feller469]

Before my divorce, the wife and I engaged in a lot of hallway sex. When we walked by each other in the hall, we would both say, "Fuck you."

 

[Rezen]

My fiancee and I have had a few three ways. The kinkiest was probably with my fiancee, myself and a chick we met on Adult Friend Finder. She was in to everything. We need some weird shit that night.

 

[mainone]

Had a threeway with my wife and a friend of hers that she fantasized about. (She has such a dirty mind). Anyway me and the other woman went at it, she watched for a while eventually joined in. Fun Ensued.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

One time, we tried role-playing. I was the pizza boy and I said "Do you want some extra sausage with your pizza?"

It was hawt.

 

[ChefChiTown]

One time, we tried role-playing. I was the pizza boy and I said "Do you want some extra sausage with your pizza?"

It was hawt.

Now, was there an actual pizza involved?

 

[Nester6]

Not a full list, just the one or two things YOU consider most perverted, and how it worked out.
I'll start; either ass to mouth: she was a bit embrarassed afterward but has done it again
or anal while she has a period, string hanging out: I just needed to hit that ass, worked out ok.

The nun and pregnant bishop was not appropriate. The bishop would prefer fucking little altar boys!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Now, was there an actual pizza involved?

Oh yeah, it was great. It was Dominoes pizza, really good. We didn't eat the part around the hole we cut out for my dick to go in (Which didn't work, cause the sauce and grease burnt my foreskin), but yeah. Pepperoni! :nanner:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Oh yeah, it was great. It was Dominoes pizza, really good. We didn't eat the part around the hole we cut out for my dick to go in (Which didn't work, cause the sauce and grease burnt my foreskin), but yeah. Pepperoni! :nanner:

...I would've eaten it.

 

[bodie54]

The last time we dined in Chicago me and the GF found the plastic cap from a Nyquil bottle in our Caesar salad. Damn did we have some fun with that!

 

[ChefChiTown]

The last time we dined in Chicago me and the GF found the plastic cap from a Nyquil bottle in our Caesar salad. Damn did we have some fun with that!

No need to thank me...

 

[bodie54]

:1orglaugh

 

[randymyers]

We've done lots of perverted things:

She once made me a Vodka Tonic with her pee in it.
She loves ass to mouth and ass to pussy.
She loves a 'dirty' ass fuck.
She likes to buy me panties and paint my nails.
The other day we had anal sex in front of the tv with porn on. She was licking the screen where the guys cock was shooting spunk onto the girls pussy. That was sexy, actually. I was telling her to finger his arse and lick the girls pussy. She got so turned on she came instantly.
Another time, she got horny at work and phoned me to tell me to print off a picture of her and come all over it (while on the phone) and then send her a pic of the picture covered in cum.

She's an awesome gf.:nanner:
The thing i like about her most - XXX wise - is that she loves watching porn, the filthier the better, and she will incorporate the acts into our sex life: sortalike 'i can do that' - its almost like training......!

I would like to do a she/he with her, that would be fun.
And she seems to be coming round to licking pussy, but not yet dammit.