most ideal porn

What would make the best porn film for all of you fans out there? I'll share mine.

First of all have both the male and female porn stars good looking. Why I say male decent looking, because who wants to see a fat, deformed, midget, no teeth, elephant man looking, old guy get laid. For example Ron Jeremy or Mr Marcus. Get my point? Have the dude well hung too.

Have the chick good looking and all natural, no fake boobs or plastic surgery. Have the chick wearing nylons with garters, pumps on her feet, jewelry, eye shadow, makeup, lipstick, nails done. I like classy chicks, the secretary type, the school girl wearing a plaid skirt, or the naughty school teacher.

Have the couple hairy with farmers tans. I like the tan lines for emphasis on those areas and the hairyness gives it a carnal, wild, exciting feel. Please have the couple talking dirty, it just makes the scene really intense.

Before the chick gives head have her undressing the guy. When the chick gives head, have her on her knees with the camera angle to the side. I say that because its interesting to see the guy's reaction. As the chick gives head make her deepthroat and pumping her head back and forth fast while doing so.

Then have another good looking chick join. Have the dude hit one chick doggy style while the other chick looks by her side. Then have the dude take his dick out and have the other chick give him head. I've seen Belladonna have a scene doing such.
 
My ideal porn would begin with two shirtless, heavily bearded men, stroking eachother's oily chests with peacock feathers while whispering sweet nothings into one another's ear. After that, I couldn't care less what they did. They would be two shirtless, heavily bearded men...and that's all I need.
 
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