Model Survivor Show

[Harley Spencer]

You all know the show Survivor. Now... what if they made a show about models stranded on a desserted island, fighting for their lives, hunting and scavenging their own food, etc.? Who's with me?!
I would totally be on that show! And I would so win!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I'd watch that.

I could never be on a Survivor-type show though. Well, I mean I could but I'm sure I'd end up disqualified sometime in week two since I figure that's about when I'd start trying to cannibalize all of the people I don't like.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think I could market this idea. The tagline would sound something like this (read it in the guy's voice who does all the movie trailers):

On a desert island, far in the Pacific, a group of OCSMs are stranded. They are battling the elements, the jungle, each other, and, most importantly, themselves. They're fighting for their lives, and looking mighty hot. Whose bikini top will fail this week? Who will get caught showering together, and who will forget to shave? Batteries will be in short supply, so every vibrator session will have to count.

Tune in to "OCSM Island" this week as Harley Spencer and Briana Lee find a mud pit, and wrestle.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I think I could market this idea. The tagline would sound something like this (read it in the guy's voice who does all the movie trailers):

On a desert island, far in the Pacific, a group of OCSMs are stranded. They are battling the elements, the jungle, each other, and, most importantly, themselves. They're fighting for their lives, and looking mighty hot. Whose bikini top will fail this week? Who will get caught showering together, and who will forget to shave? Batteries will be in short supply, so every vibrator session will have to count.

Tune in to "OCSM Island" this week as Harley Spencer and Briana Lee find a mud pit, and wrestle.

Don LaFontaine was the man. I can actually do a fairly decent impression of his voice if I really concentrate.

While the idea has notoriety and I have no doubt that at some point in the future it will come to pass, I myself wouldn't watch this show or endorse it. There are enough reality shows on television as it is, and I get sick of hearing things meant to try and boost my "excitement" over what's coming.

"Guess what happens when we put a rabid badger, a head of lettuce, and a meth-addicted 34 year-old Jewish guy named Charles Finkleberg in an elevator suspended above a pit of worm entrails and empty beer cans, all competing for the chance to win a Kleenex used by James Carville.

 

[assari]

You Might be mentally strong, but how you are able to withtstand the physical stress?

 

[lurkingdirk]

"Guess what happens when we put a rabid badger, a head of lettuce, and a meth-addicted 34 year-old Jewish guy named Charles Finkleberg in an elevator suspended above a pit of worm entrails and empty beer cans, all competing for the chance to win a Kleenex used by James Carville.

That was pure poetry.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I'd watch that.

I could never be on a Survivor-type show though. Well, I mean I could but I'm sure I'd end up disqualified sometime in week two since I figure that's about when I'd start trying to cannibalize all of the people I don't like.

I would so win! Omg. It'd be amazing. I don't think I'd even care about the prize (at least not until about... 3 weeks in and I was dehydrated and starving and just ready to get off the damn island), it would just be so fun, interesting, a story most people can't tell to their friends and family, and plus... everyone would find out how awesome I am at building forts, climbing trees, finding food, hiking and swimming.

I think I could market this idea. The tagline would sound something like this (read it in the guy's voice who does all the movie trailers):

On a desert island, far in the Pacific, a group of OCSMs are stranded. They are battling the elements, the jungle, each other, and, most importantly, themselves. They're fighting for their lives, and looking mighty hot. Whose bikini top will fail this week? Who will get caught showering together, and who will forget to shave? Batteries will be in short supply, so every vibrator session will have to count.

Tune in to "OCSM Island" this week as Harley Spencer and Briana Lee find a mud pit, and wrestle.

Ok but it can't all be just sexy and scandalous. I want it to be more like... sexy girls, yes, on a deserted island, seeing who has what it really takes to survive, who is least of a diva, who needs the pampering, etc. But yes, definitely some hot mud wrestling and naked girls showering under waterfalls together.

Think we can do this? I'm dead serious. I SO want to do this.

Don LaFontaine was the man. I can actually do a fairly decent impression of his voice if I really concentrate.

While the idea has notoriety and I have no doubt that at some point in the future it will come to pass, I myself wouldn't watch this show or endorse it. There are enough reality shows on television as it is, and I get sick of hearing things meant to try and boost my "excitement" over what's coming.

"Guess what happens when we put a rabid badger, a head of lettuce, and a meth-addicted 34 year-old Jewish guy named Charles Finkleberg in an elevator suspended above a pit of worm entrails and empty beer cans, all competing for the chance to win a Kleenex used by James Carville.

Awww come on! But how many survivor or reality shows have you seen where the girls have sex with each other, aren't afraid to let their bikini tops fall off, take naked showers together, and have sexy competitions, all while fighting each other to win? This is a SEXY survivor show, not just your normal, standard, same-old stranded random people you've never heard of eating cow penises and bugs, going on ocean obstacles, and winning tents, cars, water, and cheetos as weekly team prizes. This show would be the shit!

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Considering my fondness for the flesh and blood of game animals, my ability to fall asleep anywhere, and my overall Finnishness, iäd say i'd easily win out of almost any model, especially ones who have never been poor or have never done anything outdoorsy.

 

[Harley Spencer]

You might be mentally strong, but how you are able to withtstand the physical stress?

Trust me, you have no idea what I'm capable of. I didn't grow up with cell phones, iphones, ipads, xboxes, etc. I grew up playing outside in the woods, climbing mountains, climbing down cliffs, building forts, playing in the creek and in lakes, going sled riding, playing with toy cars, climbing trees, and doing more yard work than the average human being. Have you ever built a rock wall with 50+ pound boulders, or literally carried a medium sized tool shed above your head to move it across your 2 acre yard? Or climbed down a 300 foot waterfall? Or caught wild snakes? Gone 5 days without showering while in 100 degree heat on drugs all day every day with no air conditioning, no cell phone, sleeping in rained in tent? Or been face to face with a wild mountain lion? Yeah, that's right, I've done aaaallll of that.

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Considering my fondness for the flesh and blood of game animals, my ability to fall asleep anywhere, and my overall Finnishness, iäd say i'd easily win out of almost any model, especially ones who have never been poor or have never done anything outdoorsy.

Damn right! You're on my team, girl.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Trust me, you have no idea what I'm capable of. I didn't grow up with cell phones, iphones, ipads, xboxes, etc. I grew up playing outside in the woods, climbing mountains, climbing down cliffs, building forts, playing in the creek and in lakes, going sled riding, playing with toy cars, climbing trees, and doing more yard work than the average human being. Have you ever built a rock wall with 50+ pound boulders, or literally carried a medium sized tool shed above your head to move it across your 2 acre yard? Or climbed down a 300 foot waterfall? Or caught wild snakes? Gone 5 days without showering while in 100 degree heat on drugs all day every day with no air conditioning, no cell phone, sleeping in rained in tent? Or been face to face with a wild mountain lion? Yeah, that's right, I've done aaaallll of that.

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Damn right! You're on my team, girl.

We'd kick anyone's ass!

 

[assari]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7414001, member: 579739"]Trust me, you have no idea what I'm capable of.

Well, then you're ready to fight against the other competitors.

Ps; Would this be a program for the whole family?

 

[Harley Spencer]

Well, then you're ready to fight against the other competitors.

Ps; Would this be a program for the whole family?

Uuuhhh.... haha probably not. Unless everyone in the family is over 18. Hm... I wonder what channel we could put it on? Maybe cinemax... or MTV... VH1... hmmm....

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Awww come on! But how many survivor or reality shows have you seen where the girls have sex with each other, aren't afraid to let their bikini tops fall off, take naked showers together, and have sexy competitions, all while fighting each other to win? This is a SEXY survivor show, not just your normal, standard, same-old stranded random people you've never heard of eating cow penises and bugs, going on ocean obstacles, and winning tents, cars, water, and cheetos as weekly team prizes. This show would be the shit!

As appealing as you make it sound, I still wouldn't be interested in watching. To me, reality tv (if you want to call it that) is more Candid Camera, stuff where people aren't always aware they're being filmed. Reality tv (as others refer to it), with talking heads, enclosed spaces, and over exaggerated conflicts is anything but. If you're aware you're being filmed, of course you're going to want to draw the camera towards you whenever you can, and to my mind that means being as loud, obnoxious, and noticeable as possible, whether or not that's your real persona. Shows with people doing stupid things to win, engaging in contests to lose weight, make fire, gain money, or eliminate another team member are not my penchant, and never have been.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Shows with people doing stupid things to win, engaging in contests to lose weight, make fire, gain money, or eliminate another team member are not my penchant, and never have been.

That's not my bag either. I think you're missing the point though. That point is; hot girls in nature getting sweaty and being all sexily tomboyish. And really, it's a pretty great point.

 

[lurkingdirk]

We'd kick anyone's ass!

I'm actually mildly afraid of you both.

:2 cents:

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I'm actually mildly afraid of you both.

:2 cents:

Blind girl who can hunt. I SHOULD scare you.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I'm actually mildly afraid of you both.

:2 cents:

Wait... you say that like it's not a good thing? :dunno:

So does this mean I'm the only one with coulrophobia who gets off to clown porn...?

 

[gunslingingbird]

It wouldn't last. How many OCSMs could go without their cellphones, makeup, Starbuck's, or dogs for more than 3 days? "Ooh! I chipped a nail! I have to go!"

read it in the guy's voice who does all the movie trailers

It would be kinda hard for him to do it; he's dead, jenius. :tongue:

cow penises

Cows don't have penises. Bulls do. :tongue:

Considering my fondness for the flesh and blood of game animals, my ability to fall asleep anywhere, and my overall Finnishness, iäd say i'd easily win out of almost any model, especially ones who have never been poor or have never done anything outdoorsy.

If nothing else, you could beat the other competitors with your cane, right?

Uuuhhh.... haha probably not. Unless everyone in the family is over 18. Hm... I wonder what channel we could put it on? Maybe cinemax... or MTV... VH1... hmmm....

F..D: Freeones on Demand. Seriously, though, this sounds like a much better idea than the current Miss Thingamabobber popularity contest. :thumbsup:

 

[JaanaRuutu]

It wouldn't last. How many OCSMs could go without their cellphones, makeup, Starbuck's, or dogs for more than 3 days? "Ooh! I chipped a nail! I have to go!"



It would be kinda hard for him to do it; he's dead, jenius. :tongue:



Cows don't have penises. Bulls do. :tongue:



If nothing else, you could beat the other competitors with your cane, right?



F..D: Freeones on Demand. Seriously, though, this sounds like a much better idea than the current Miss Thingamabobber popularity contest. :thumbsup:

I don't wear make-up. i barely use my cell phone(lol no friends), Starbucks is for wimps and everyone knows Tim Hortons is where it's at but even still I don't need coffee. As previously stated, me, my cane, and possibly Harley would dominate this entire thing.

 

[assari]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7414034, member: 579739"]Uuuhhh.... haha probably not. Unless everyone in the family is over 18. Hm... I wonder what channel we could put it on? Maybe cinemax... or MTV... VH1... hmmm....

I do not think that nudity would be a problem if it were evening program.


Cast


Referee; Dr.Phil

Competitors; Harley Spencer and Phoenix Marie


The games;

-A two kilometer (1.24274238 miles) sea swimming competitation.

-Tree felling with hand saw

-Fishing competitation

-A four kilometer (2.485484768948 miles) running race

-Darts tournament

-Wrestle


Which one of you would win?