Mock the Week - Michael Jackson Jokes

roronoa3000

Banned
Thats wrong.

Knonk knock
Whos there?
Michael
Michael who?
Michael Jackson
Honey, hurry and hide the kids.

R.I.P. MJ.
 
DANCE!

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habo9

Banned
Some funny jokes about the King of Poop , some of the better ones I remember

The bad news is Michael has been confimed dead , but the good news is Madiline McCann was found in his wardrobe.........

Michael killed himself when he found out Boys to Men wasnt a delivery service....

After his death Gary Glitter said he would cover some of his dates...................................Paul 10 , James 8 and little Peter

When the paramedics arrived at Micheals home they found class A drugs in his bedroom and class 4b in the wardrobe...........

Following the death of Michael Jackson , childline revealed 5000 redundencies.........................

Say what you want about Michael , at least he always drove by schools slowly.......................
 
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?.

They both empty their sacks for children.
 
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