:eek: WANTED :eek:
SEXY AND CLASSY BRITISH OCSM FORMULA 1
PUNDIT
Miss Hybrid, do you recognize this theme
tune?
If the answer is YES you could be the lady we're
looking for.
Skill set:
You must be a spoilt, English Public School educated Lady.
You must also be a dirty slut who enjoys behaving badly.
You must never let an opportunity or fast car pass you by.
Your life must be devoted to cock, kink and fast cars.
You must wear Nylons, Heels, Boots, Leather, Rubber,
PVC, Equestrienne Jodhpurs and when required Mechanics Overalls.
You must love dressing tease but also love getting your clothes off and having engine oil all over your body.
You must enjoy high speed country pursuits, as they provide a great source of new play things and most importantly you must be prepared at short notice to service the large pipes of Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button if they should ever pull down their trousers and flash their :booty: and :banana:
Education:
You must be a qualified micro biologist, pharmacologist, and mechanical engineer. It is vital you have in-depth knowledge and a burning passion for friction loss in pipes. This would need to be your favorite aspect.
If that sounds like Miss Hybrid, you can handle the change in gears and you can produce lots of natural lubrication when sexually aroused then send me a PM and the job's as good as yours. :wave2: