Military people - I need advice on DQ's.

[ChefChiTown]

I need advice on DQ's.

Dairy Queens? I heard this one's good...

...word is, there's a 19 year old blonde that works behind the counter, who sticks her titty in all of the milkshakes.

 

[Jason1]

Lie about smoking pot. Tell the truth about the parking ticket and pay it off ASAP. ADD meds, I don't know, that's a tough one...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Will I be DQed for telling them... Everyone says lie, but if they find out your dishonorably discharged with fucks up a ton of opportunities.

I used pot 10x in high school.

I used meds for 2 weeks for add then quit without doctors permission to quit?

I had a parking ticket.

I was fired from my last job.

If there was a prescription for the ADD they'll find out, but I don't think that's a big deal. You should be okay. Actually, I'm not sure about that. You do have to sign off on the background and medical stuff but it's not like you were on a suicide watch or had to see a psychotherapist twice a week. Nah, you'll be fine.

I lied my butt off when they asked about marijuana and it's not like they'll hook you up to lie detector, will they? Just keep denying if they pressure you. And they will pressure you, but if no one steps forward and tells them you smoked more weed than Bob Marley, they're not going to care.

The parking ticket, as long as it was paid off is nothing. They're looking for DUI, domestic violence or arrests for theft.

Who hasn't been fired from a crappy job?


The laundry list of things I had to explain away to them makes your list look like something from Leave it to Beaver. Be cool and it should go smoothly.
Good luck, mano. Keep the faith.