Michele Bachmann Signs Pledge To Ban Pornography

[CSkylar86]

Pledge to ban porn...because the Prohibition did so well with alcohol.

Can you even imagine how many lawsuits would be filed? It would bankrupt the Department of Justice!

Which in turn will bankrupt the American populus; oh wait...the top 1 percent will still have stupid illegal off-shores bank accounts...rich bastards.

God, I hate this bitch. What is it with Republican politics spawning these psycho hosebeasts?

:dunno: I guess they have to see themselves as the new bringers of the 21st Centry Enlightenment Movement... Just move along...and stop bitching about immorality and immoral behavior; because you (Repubs) have your fair share of Deadly-Sins.

 

[prof_porn]

Disgusting! What freedom is this?

My freedom as an intelligent, law abiding adult, to watch porn cannot be challenged!

 

[Will E Worm]

Michele Bachmann Signs Pledge To Ban Pornography

I thought Michele Obama when I saw this.

Bachmann's fifteen minutes are up. She does not support the Constitution, Bill of Right, or freedom.

 

[Rey C.]

The goal isn't isn't to get votes, the goal is to get more votes than the other candidate, and based on her unpopular beliefs, she doesn't have a chance in hell. She's seems to be one of those people who run for an office, knowing they can't win, but they go ahead and waste time and money, because they want a platform to promote their agenda by manipulating people to support their whacky notions. This time, I think her ideas are just too much for people to swallow and I sincerely hope someone gets her on a debate stage. That lucky individual will just make her look sad and ridiculous.

That's the thing about Michele though... who knows what her goals are? I mean, in the first quarter of this year, she raised $2.2 million (more than Romney at $1.9 million). By being the Tea Party's Darlin', she raised more than $13.5 million in 2010 - more than ANY other Congressional candidate. As kooky as many (most?) of us may think she is, a great number of people across the U.S. luv her bunches and bunches. Sure, they're probably the same mental dwarfs who used to send their SSI checks to Jimmy Swaggert and Jim & Tammy Faye... but it all spends the same.

I actually give Michele some credit for being more sincere than a fake and fraud like Sarah P@lin. Palin (IMO) is in the game JUST for the bucks. I really do think Michele is sincere in her beliefs. She's crazy and ignorant as the day is long, but she's sincere. And as long as this country has a steady supply of wingnuts, goobers and hayseeds, there will be plenty of check$ to keep Michele flush with campaign cash. She doesn't have to win the nomination. All she has to do is "feed the bears". Plus, I bet her Q rating is through the roof. So as long as she stays on message, Fox News will give her a paying gig in 2013, if they haven't already.

 

[Connor Macleod]

Sure, they're probably the same mental dwarfs who used to send their SSI checks to Jimmy Swaggert and Jim & Tammy Faye...

She's crazy and ignorant as the day is long... And as long as this country has a steady supply of wingnuts, goobers and hayseeds...

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Thanks for this! I've had a bullshit day and needed a good laugh.

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

this dumb bimbo needs to be gased

there should be a law prohibiting people from Minnesota and Alaska from running for a national office.

 

[Connor Macleod]

this dumb bimbo needs to be gased

there should be a law prohibiting people from Minnesota and Alaska from running for a national office.

I wouldn't go that far, I'm sure there are some good people in Minnesota and Alaska.

I'd certainly like to deport her and Palin to Canada, or better yet, Mexico.

 

[mrtrebus]

[*]SEX IS BETTER AFTER MARRIAGE

Obviously never been married!!

 

[Hot Mega]

Pledge to ban porn...because the Prohibition did so well with alcohol.

Dumb broad just signed the last rites to her campaign. Doesn't she know she's fucking with the real 'silent majority'???:1orglaugh

 

[PirateKing]

Oh no she didn't!

Now she's alienating her own supporters. How many people in the Tea party movement do you think consume porn?

Wait, isn't that sorta like government intervention? You know, the thing she seems to be against?

 

[Legzman]

wasn't she gonna run for president or some shit? This certainly won't help her win!

ban pornography? What a crock of shit! Burn in hell bitch, burn in hell...

 

[nylo]

:wtf:This is what I love (insert sarcasm here) when the religious rite starts to shove their ideologies in our face and they think THEY know better for all of us. Lets get something straight here, by doing this SHE IS DONE!!! Why there is always this compulsion to shove morality into the a political arena when morality has NOTHING to do with it. I'm getting a little tired of these types of issues entering the political arena. They barbequed Bill Clinton over a blow-job, a blow-job!!!! Are these people out of their fucking mind? Who gives a shit that at the time the President got a blow-job. If I had a job that stressful, I'd want one too all the time. What really gets me is that these moralizers(sp?) are usually some of the worst degenerates when it comes to sex and etc. I have something interesting to ask these morons, since God created everything then by saying that sex, homosexuality, sex outside of marriage, porn, alchohol and etc etc etc is bad. Then what they are saying is what God created is bad too then?

Go ahead ban pornography, then I can capitalize on the bootlegging like was done with the alcohol during Prohibition and we all know how well that worked out.

IDIOTS!!

 

[StanScratch]

This is why I laugh every time I hear a tea bagger talk about how they are small guvmint - these idiots are not small guvmint at all. Hell, nary a word was spoken by any of the tea baggers while Big Guvmint Bush was in office. The tea baggers actually want a much, much, much bigger guvmint, one of thought police, theocracy, and them thar minorities exist (so they can do the hard work), but shut up.

 

[monicasilver]

I blame the zombie supporters who give her the time of day.

What is worse, the consistently wrong Bachmann or the person who supports and (yikes!) votes for her?

 

[StanScratch]

By the way, in the pledge she signed, there is included this little gem.

Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President.

No. I'm fucking serious - according to Michele Bachmann, African-Americans were better off as slaves.
Man, I am hoping more and more she grabs the nomination.

 

[Hot Mega]

I blame the zombie supporters who give her the time of day.

What is worse, the consistently wrong Bachmann or the person who supports and (yikes!) votes for her?

Careful not to alert the Bachmann mob to your strong, stinging rebuke of her through them.

I know you'll take your chances but chances are they'll come out with more empty venom than a Faux follower who's had their skull likened to scar tissue.:horse:

 

[Atar554]

ban pornography? It would be easier to ban sex.

Holy shit her worldview is starting to sync up with Nineteen Eighty-four.

 

[Rey C.]

By the way, in the pledge she signed, there is included this little gem.



No. I'm fucking serious - according to Michele Bachmann, African-Americans were better off as slaves.
Man, I am hoping more and more she grabs the nomination.

Wait for it... wait for it! Within days she'll probably also point out that the unemployment rate among African-Americans was also lower (around 0, I'm guessing) when Abraham Lincoln was President, who was without a doubt a "Reagan Big Tent Republican".

As I hear more Republicans refer to Romney as a "RINO", I'm thinking that My Belle Meechele might be in this one til the (bitter) end. And the farther she drifts to the right (she's damn near off the checker board now, but still...), the farther Romney will have to go to duel with her. And that may paint him in a corner in the general election, assuming he wins the nomination.

"Governor Romney, what did you mean when you told Rep. Bachmann that Moses killed his first dinosaur at age 9, not age 7, as she claimed???"

 

[Jagger69]

Look at this. I ask you....is this the look of a woman who is sane?

Remarkable resemblance to this indelibly-embedded historical image:

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[John_8581]

:sing: Helter Skelter - she's coming down fast :sing:

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