Michael Jackson Jokes

[Ric0chet]

I know these can be considered sick but I personally found them funny. Some I've heard some I havn't but check them out.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.

Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.

After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.

 

[staenderhannes]

What is M. J. hiding in his Pants?
Kinder Surprise!

 

[Magic Stick]

You guys heard McDonalds were bringing out the new McJackson Burger right?

It's a fourty year old piece of meat between a twelve year old's buns.

 

[ILVAdrianaSage]

 

[remyJ]

Why did MJ get food poisoning?

He ate an 8 year old weiner.



What does MJ love about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

 

[Scooby]

MJ goes to BlockBuster and asks behind the counter if they have Alad-in.

The person behind the couter replies, Arn't you in enough trouble.


Genetic researchers in the US have made a clone of the so called perfect man, they have taken DNA from Michael Jackson and Arnold Swazennegger and have called it

Michael Wasanegger.

 

[Sutty]

A guy has a brand new top of the range stereo fitted in his car. He's driving down the road and he shouts "Rap" and the stereo starts playing rap music. He gets sick of the rap music, so he shouts "Rock" and the stereo starts playing rock music. The man looks across the road and notices some youths throwing stones at an elderly couple, so he shouts "fucking kids" and the stereo starts playing Michael Jackson songs.:tongue:

 

[Carmen Luvana]

This is too funny!

 

[Ric0chet]

Hey I guess if you like these you'll love a programme called Bo Selecta - It's a English comedy series of sketches where this guy dresses up in these piss taking rubber masks of celebrities and well- just take the piss out of them, funny as I tell you.

Most of the UK people here will have seen it but if other people have a chance to watch it do. I guess you're wondering how this ties in with the topic, well here's one of the characters he does

Jackson Tastic

For more of these check www.boavid.com

 

[cogito]

wtf is the deal with all these people using my avatar!

:ak47:

 

[Scooby]

to the top.

 

[Super_Noob]

You guys heard McDonalds were bringing out the new McJackson Burger right?

It's a fourty year old piece of meat between a twelve year old's buns.

The first time I heard it was:

"What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common?"

They both stick 40 year old meat into 10 year old buns.

 

[Irony]

Haha these jokes are good, never heard them before
Another one.
What do Michael Jackson and ACNE have in common. They both cum on your face at around age 13.

 

[txpimp]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2425/apes8we.jpg :thefinger :rofl2: :jester:

 

[bigbadbrody]

funny stuff

 

[totempole]

time to use the 50/50