Met Ron Jeremy!

[whoremaker]

Mrs Whoremaker and I attended a Mardi Gras party at the local swing club in town on Saturday night and met Ron Jeremy there. His name is attached to the club, so he was there mingling and promoting some new vampire movie he just shot in Portland. Anyhow, he's a pretty cool guy, and looks exactly like he does on the screen. It was fun meeting him and watching him feel up my wife. Good times!

Anyhow, just thought I'd share my "I met a pornstar" story. Just wish it had been Eve Laurence instead!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You let him feel your wife up?

Aside from that I'd of asked him if he played any video games lately.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'm definitely the murderous, jealous type. Anybody feeling up my girlfriend would be searching for his arms, legs, and dick later. I don't care who the fuck you think you are, you don't put your hands on another man's woman...

 

[whoremaker]

We were at a swing club, cause, ya know, we're swingers. Kinda goes with the territory. Besides, she got a kick out of it. It's not every day a famous porn star feels you up. I thought it was hilarious.

 

[Psychology]

I met him at a strip club a few years ago.

 

[assholebythedoor]

yeah right

 

[whoremaker]

yeah right

Here's the party we were at.

But thanks for calling me a liar. Ass. :thefinger

 

[KimoraKlein]

He seems like a pretty fun guy. I wouldn't really know, I've only run into him at conventions and at all three I've seen him at, he's just groped/sucked on my tits. The most I've heard out of him was, "Hi honey." :1orglaugh

 

[assholebythedoor]

hes really cool

 

[bob_smith404]

i met him and he groped and sucked on my tits, but then he got upset that he had to spit a bunch of little hairs out.
afterwards, i thought... "if he doesn't like that, why didn't he suck on a woman's tits"