Men's Rules: Women should learn these!

[Legzman]

some of those things really arent so bad... maybe its only because Im pretty submissive I think that tho

the one that really bugs me is the toilet seat tho, why cant you pee with it down? Ive never understood that

cause aiming is an art form and the seat makes the whole area that much smaller and hence may get in the way from time to time...basically so the women don't sit in piss!:1orglaugh
why can't you pee with the seat up?

 

[hily]

cause aiming is an art form and the seat makes the whole area that much smaller and hence may get in the way from time to time...basically so the women don't sit in piss!:1orglaugh
why can't you pee with the seat up?

But why cant they wipe the seat

ahhh u men are complex sometimes

and I cant or maybe I can but Im betting Ill fall into the toilet bowl then who is going to have to help me get my ass out? :1orglaugh

 

[alphanumeric]

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

AMEN!!!!
it always seems like questions/useless information will come up ONLY when a good show or movie is turned on.
ARGH!!!!

all the other ones were just plain funny.

As for the whole toilet seat thing, I found a hillarious compromise.
When I'm done peeing, I just put both the seat and cover down. I justify it as it makes life difficult for everyone, not just me!

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

Another great M.C. :dunno:

But we love to break rules along with bones.

pd

 

[gaunameister]

it´s funny, but it not helping you to get company.
sometimes we need to negociate to get girls.
so we must shut our mouth and say, "yes honey"

 

[woy]

:1orglaugh classic!

 

[analfanette]

As a woman I thought this was funny as hell....... But none of the rules above apply to me since I give daily sex(even anal) all rules therefore become null and void........... OK well at least in my house that is:nanner:

 

[agggelos21]

:rofl2:
now that made my day!!!!!

Priceless!!!!!!