Meeting a girl on craigslist...

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I never watched There's Something About Mary so I am afraid I do not know what ass you speak of.

Oh, the lies you tell, whimsy. I know it, you know it, and now everyone knows you have a huge crush on the ass girl from "There's something about Mary." Just imagine a girl wearing a pear of Obama's jeans and that they are tight on her.
 
If you meet a girl on craig's list and after she emails you some pics asks for a credit card number. It's usually a scam.

Not saying that it's happen to me. I'm just saying I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who herd it from a friend you were messing......Nevermind

I see where this is going... No. It wasn't you. It wasn't your friend. It wasn't your friend's friend. It's ok.

It's not your fault.
 

JayJohn85

Banned
I see where this is going... No. It wasn't you. It wasn't your friend. It wasn't your friend's friend. It's ok.

It's not your fault.

Like its a big deal alot of people check out that shit to see what all the hubbaloo is about, You know when you read a newspaper article on it....Still stand by the too good to be true shit. My bro meet a chick through wow even and that didnt pan out so well, Most people lie like fuck on the internet and funny thing is you nearly gotta lie not that theres anything bad about you personally its just lies seem to be more successful lulz.
 
What? I'm afraid I don't know what you are getting at and why you quoted what you quoted from me.
 

JayJohn85

Banned
Sorry my bad I quoted the wrong quote lulz. Its cos you quoted him as well

If you meet a girl on craig's list and after she emails you some pics asks for a credit card number. It's usually a scam.

Not saying that it's happen to me. I'm just saying I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who herd it from a friend you were messing......Nevermind

I meant this one but dont know how you didnt get it.
 
Oh, the lies you tell, whimsy. I know it, you know it, and now everyone knows you have a huge crush on the ass girl from "There's something about Mary." Just imagine a girl wearing a pear of Obama's jeans and that they are tight on her.

But I never watched it :(

The only thing I know about the film is he zipped his wang in his zipper and the woman had sperm in her hair.
 
wasn't there something in the news about a guy getting his penis glued to his body by some ladies he met from craigslist?
 

JayJohn85

Banned
wasn't there something in the news about a guy getting his penis glued to his body by some ladies he met from craigslist?

Wouldnt surprise me....Been plenty of stories of women actually cutting of a man's penis when he was asleep. Bleed out in under 4 mins if you didnt wake up. Actually aint even sure if they survived. Really put things into perspective be very careful about fucking over the woman you lie next to in bed especially since I talk in my sleep.
 

JayJohn85

Banned
http://affairsmadesimple.com/ oh lordy isnt society great:D

Oh and it is relevant mr OP at that site are tips on improving your adultfriendfinder profile and other shit. For me personally it just further enhanced my reasons not to go as adulterous folk got too much fucking baggage.

PS> ok nabbed I only found this out cause I watched a video on one of them tube sites. I hope its fake it takes a special kind of bitch to film and post on the internet her adulterous activities.
 
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