masturbation

how many times is ok in a day? after how many times u enter the danger zone for your health? and what ages?
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
blind, no, but leukemia, maybe, or sperm loss.

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blind, no, but leukemia, maybe, or sperm loss.

Um...you may want to go talk to your doctor to distinguish between facts and myths.
 

JaanaRuutu

Official Checked Star Member
so if a male friend of mine ever gets cancer, am I to assume it's because he masturbates too much? Is that some kind of Macedonian folk tale?
 

twat36975248664224

Closed Account
blind, no, but leukemia, maybe, or sperm loss.

I hope you realize that men don't keep the same sperm each day, sperm dies everyday and we reproduce more until we are in our 80's.
You can go blind from staring at the screen for long periods of times.
 
Bad things happen when you masturbate...
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AT LEAST THINK OF THE POOR KITTENS...

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so if a male friend of mine ever gets cancer, am I to assume it's because he masturbates too much? Is that some kind of Macedonian folk tale?

You should probably just assume all of your male friends masturbate too much regardless of what does or doesn't happen to them.
 
so if a male friend of mine ever gets cancer, am I to assume it's because he masturbates too much? Is that some kind of Macedonian folk tale?


everything has it's consequences and we should know from someone who knows better i guess. why not being beware of something? i have heard of that so am just wondering. i guess it's not wrong place wrong time...
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
if you have to ask, you're in too deep.

and yes, you're gonna go blind. better sooner than later too if you ask me. we need room for new n00bs.
 
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