On average, I wank at least once a day. My office is pretty secluded, so I do it at work. I just grab some kleenex and go at it. Does my wife know? Absolutely not!! But when we're having sex, I just love it when she jerks me. If I'm really bored at work or if I'm working long hours, I can jerk off 4 or 5 times in a day (or until my dick gets sore). Some might consider that an OCD. I don't really care. I've had a vasectomy, so I'm just shooting blanks anyway. Sometimes I like to use my finger and lick up some of my pre-cum. Is that weird? I haven't brought myself to the point of eating an entire load though, but I'm curious. I think my most unusual session happened when we were driving home from vacation. It was about 3am and we were driving through the mountains. My wife was asleep in the back of the van and I got a hard-on. It was dark and I was the only one in the front of the vehicle. It was an automatic transmission, but I drove a stick for a few minutes
. Fortunately, I had a brand new bundle of those blue shop towels, so I just grabbed a clean one, wiped the evidence away and stuffed it under the seat... I would love to get a blowjob while driving at night...