Masturbation experiences

How often do you masturbate?


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Yeh i would go once every 2 days, so about 3 - 4 times a week
 
ok d&m from me, im a virgin so i only ever masterbate. and its really irritating coz they always tell me im too fucken nice! im thinking about becoming celebate coz keep getting let down all the time because i expect too much. but thats probly my problem. Im like, "im sorry if i have more respect for women than the rest of your parasite ex's have!"
 
Pariah000 said:
ok d&m from me, im a virgin so i only ever masterbate. and its really irritating coz they always tell me im too fucken nice!
Don't worry about it -- just remember they don't know what they are missing. ;)
Seriously, get off with yourself and feel good about it! Remember you're a man, and it's their loss. Unload and remind yourself that you're a man and you deserve to get off, and it's the loss of various women if they don't get to experience it.

I'll happen. Don't worry about it. Don't be obsessed with losing your virginity. Heck, wait for the woman who really wants to take it from you and you want her to take it from you.
Pariah000 said:
im thinking about becoming celebate coz keep getting let down all the time because i expect too much. but thats probly my problem. Im like, "im sorry if i have more respect for women than the rest of your parasite ex's have!"
Also remember that a woman who bitches about their ex-boyfriend might do the same about you if she has you. I really avoided such women at times -- especially if I knew her various ex's and they weren't that bad. It's really a sign that you probably shouldn't be friends with such a woman -- especially if she bitches about every single boyfriend she's ever had.

In fact, it explains why she doesn't have you. She really doesn't respect men. When I was younger, before I was active, I wondered why some men don't like such men that seem to "apologize" for being a man, and listen to a woman who only bitches about her ex-boyfriends. I never realized it was because she really didn't expect me.

I'm not saying all woman are like that -- far from it. Most women really do get screwed over by several men, and there's nothing wrong with them bitching about those men.

But be careful if she just bitches about all of her old boyfriends, that's a bad sign. And it's a sign that she really doesn't respect you, but uses you for various emotional reasons. As horrible at it may sound -- at some point, you should ask her what she wants out of you. Even suggest you'd like to give her your virginity. Watch how she acts because even if she says she will -- she might be backstabbing you behind your back with her friends.

Be content and don't worry about being a virgin, choosing celebacy, etc... Not everyone is getting as much as you think they are. It sounds like you are a very respectable person, but You Might be expensing yourself.
 
thanks Professor. ill keep that in mind.
but i dont really care about it being special sorta thing - i mean i want it to be special - but the thing i want most is to not regret it. i think what makes it special is not regretting it. and these days its almost paranormal to be a virgin so i feel kinda alienated
 
Pariah000 said:
ok d&m from me, im a virgin so i only ever masterbate. and its really irritating coz they always tell me im too fucken nice! im thinking about becoming celebate coz keep getting let down all the time because i expect too much. but thats probly my problem. Im like, "im sorry if i have more respect for women than the rest of your parasite ex's have!"
Take it from a fellow virgin, enjoy it! Enjoy yourself too, as often as you can.;)
 
Well best is that a beautiful woman gives you a handjob and cums on her tits, but you have to be lucky for that :)
 
Virginity is to be savored ...

sweetie69 said:
Take it from a fellow virgin, enjoy it! Enjoy yourself too, as often as you can.;)
Listen to the woman. Don't be in such a hurry to lose the "virginity" title. In fact, I didn't want to lose my virginity and one woman took it from when without my permission -- I'm still pissed about that. Especially since had she not, I wouldn't have lose my virginity until my wife on the 3rd night after our wedding!

Pariah000 said:
thanks Professor. ill keep that in mind. but i dont really care about it being special sorta thing - i mean i want it to be special - but the thing i want most is to not regret it. i think what makes it special is not regretting it. and these days its almost paranormal to be a virgin so i feel kinda alienated
No it's not. People in Generation-X and Y lost their virginity later than those in the Baby Boomer generation. Yes, the top 10-20% active in Generation-X and Y had more sex than those in the Baby Boomers -- but for the "average" Generation-X and Y young adult, they waited longer and had less partners than those during the Baby Boomers.

Generation-X and Y are smarter about STDs. I never stuck it in. Made many women far more willing to engage me in intimacy because they knew I had my limits. In fact, I found that when the first woman performed oral sex on me -- it was way too intense and made me way too vunerable. So unless I was with a woman a long time, I wouldn't let her.

Once a few women in my high school knew my limits and desires, the more lovers I had -- as well as friends of friends in college too.

angela&felicity said:
Well best is that a beautiful woman gives you a handjob and cums on her tits, but you have to be lucky for that :)
Not really. You can find a lot of women out there who want to please men. Most of them are just fear how far new lovers will go or what they will or won't listen to them on.

If a guy focuses on losing his virginity, then as sweet as some women might find a man is a virgin, most will fear what he might do to get it. I was a guy who was honest about being a virgin and not wanting to lose it anytime soon -- and I quickly find many lovers who I enjoyed man days and nights with.
 
Go to a swimming pool and find one of the water jets. Put you cock up against the water jet with it facing up so the jet hits the underside of you cock and let the water spray against it. Find a good looking babe and look at her. I have came a hundred times doing this and nobody knows. It feel fantastic. Just watching all the babes and cumming is great. Try it sometime you will be glad you did.
 
well its not that im in rush to lose it. ill do only wat the chick wants to do, and i know what you mean about blowjobs, i dont like the idea of any kind of teeth around my chap, hense i never wear jeans, but still, im all talk. i wouldnt do half the stuff id say i would. its kinda terrifying, coz i know how much chicks love to talk - being brought up by a mum and a almost nonexistance father. but the most terrifying thing is regretting it. i really really dont wanna regret it.
 
Pariah000 said:
well its not that im in rush to lose it.
Good. Have fun. Don't do anything stupid and you'll be fine.
Pariah000 said:
ill do only wat the chick wants to do,
But the problem is that some chicks are stupid, while others are just mean, and then others have emotions that are worse than yours (and by that, I mean they are more hurtful with their selfish emotions than yours on your worst day). You want a babe who is responsible, kind and will make you feel relaxed.
Pariah000 said:
and i know what you mean about blowjobs, i dont like the idea of any kind of teeth around my chap, hense i never wear jeans,
Oral sex shouldn't be too casual -- you can still get some things from it. But you can do a lot of "petting," including orgasms, short of insertion into any cavity.
Pariah000 said:
but still, im all talk. i wouldnt do half the stuff id say i would. its kinda terrifying, coz i know how much chicks love to talk - being brought up by a mum and a almost nonexistance father.
I had both my parents, but my mother really did a number on me. My wife is still breaking down some things -- 10 years into our marriage!
Pariah000 said:
but the most terrifying thing is regretting it. i really really dont wanna regret it.
If the woman is responsible, kind and makes you feel comfortable and at home, then just enjoy it. Until you feel that comfort with a woman, then you shouldn't. Or at least don't open yourself up to anything beyond 2nd or 3rd base -- petting, etc...
 
sweetie69 said:
Take it from a fellow virgin, enjoy it! Enjoy yourself too, as often as you can.;)

yeah, but i can never have fun doing anything by myself. everything is always funner with someone to share it with.

i have 2 questions

1: a female friend of mine propositioned me about having a shower together with "platonic affection" and such, shes an extremely hot and cold chick, so should i bother to even mentally entertain the idea? or should i just not even bother?

2: where did all my rep points come from? 2 days ago i had 3 rep points and now i have like 24 or something. O_O
 
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!! i take my last post back lol.

ok, this is probly gonna be really creepy sounding alright? but anyway.

earlier in the weak i searched on google "labia" lol(i was bored lol). and i found this site that gave like instructions on how to masturbate properly and the chick one said like rub the clitorus in a circular motion and to highten the orgasm rock the hips back and forward as if having sex. so earlier when i was having a shower i thought "hey im pretty girly" so when i began to climax i pivoted my hips back and forward as if i was having sex and i had the best orgasm ive ever had since my first ever time!!! which was when i was like 13, CREEPY TO HEAR!!! but i thought i would share coz i read Seraphim's "how to be a valued member" just now and it said share your experiences etc. so i have. and i feel kinda weird telling like.........(carry the one)........a lot of people!!!
 
I usually jerk off three times a day. I either watch porn or have my eyes closed and think of some hot chick (Carmen Electra, Denise Richards, etc.) standing in front of me, watching me, getting horny, saying nice things, stripping her clothes, dancing and coming close to me as I ejaculate, eating the cum or creaming her face and tits with it.
 
Record wanks in one day: 7 when I was 17
Nowadays I wank daily, sometimes 2-3 times. Sometimes I wank in the a.m. and bang the wife in the p.m. I'd say on a weekly basis I boink the wife 4-5 times and wank 7-10 times so I likely average 2 orgasms per day. Today I got laid before breakfast and haven't wanked, but yesterday I wanked three times so I need a day to recuperate.

I usually wank to a porno if there's a good one on cable, or slip a DVD into the computer in the home office. Other times I wank surfing porn sites. I also have about 1,200 images stored on the computer and set up a slide-show and wank. I usually keep it up for a while, sometimes 2 hrs wanking, sometimes I nut early in 30min, on average I likely spend 60-70min jerking off before I let myself blow. I'm circumsized so I need a lube, current lube of choice is old-fashioned petroleum jelly, makes for a nice slippery coating that stands up to an hour's wanking.

As much as I like eating pussy, licking butt and fucking the best orgasms I have are DIY...super intense, eyeball rolling toe curling teeth gritting face twisting blows. That's what makes jerking off so addictive.
 
grannopal said:
I wanna buy a flesh light, are they any good?

Most of the time I think of monkeys wielding lightsabers when I masturbate. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

I own a flesh light and I think it's awesome!! You won't ever masturbate with out it again. When you are out of town and you get horny and you must masturbate you fucking can't stand not having it. It spoils you bad and its good as shit:) I love it.
 
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