Well that's obvious.
That's a well-trained dog you got, Blue!
If you notice at the end of the video, he even cleans up after himself
Masturbation Causes Blindness.???
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Well that's obvious.
If you notice at the end of the video, he even cleans up after himself
The only two negative side effects of masturbation I know of are:
1) Premature ejaculation has been associated with men who masturbate too quickly.
2) Masturbating too often (and I'm talking WAY too often) can cause acetylcholine depletion and excessive dopamine conversion, resulting in diminished motor and cognitive function for a short time.
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I see the dog licked you in the face afterwards as well, Blue. Nice!
That said, masturbation can cause death. Once I was wanking off in the middle of the street and spooged on the sidewalk, where a little old lady slipped on it.
As she was falling to her death into the middle of the street, a bus full of nuns was coming down the street. It swerved and slammed into an orphanage. The resulting explosion sent flaming debris into what we call Gasoline Alley in Piqua, a three block area containing 21 gas stations. That explosion sent a fireball so great into the sky, it knocked down 24 passenger airplanes and another carrying relief aid to earthquake victims.
Then there was the time I accidentally masturbated in a reactor in Chernobyl.
That said, masturbation can cause death. Once I was wanking off in the middle of the street and spooged on the sidewalk, where a little old lady slipped on it.
As she was falling to her death into the middle of the street, a bus full of nuns was coming down the street. It swerved and slammed into an orphanage. The resulting explosion sent flaming debris into what we call Gasoline Alley in Piqua, a three block area containing 21 gas stations. That explosion sent a fireball so great into the sky, it knocked down 24 passenger airplanes and another carrying relief aid to earthquake victims.
Then there was the time I accidentally masturbated in a reactor in Chernobyl.
:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
This is basically what I have become:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxX3-rJoNI
I've come to the fact I cannot allow my penis to be touched anything but my glorious hand(s) so I keep my hands so pristine, it's become rather obsessive. I know, I know... but, my penis is so massive and legendary, it's a huge responsibility to put on, and in, someone else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxX3-rJoNI
I've come to the fact I cannot allow my penis to be touched anything but my glorious hand(s) so I keep my hands so pristine, it's become rather obsessive. I know, I know... but, my penis is so massive and legendary, it's a huge responsibility to put on, and in, someone else.
So, let me see if I got this right. You can become punch-drunk from beating the bishop, correct? :1orglaugh
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