Masterbation techniques

[vanderkar]

I am tired of using traditional masterbation techniques. I have a girlfriend so I get laid but when I'm not getting laid and I want to jack off I'm bored. I want to do something that is going to blow my mind. Any ideas.

 

[Danglyparts]

try a fleshlight, heard those are supposed to be great

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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[jod0565]

Is that connected to your D V R?

 

[squallumz]

if you have to ask, you'll never know.

 

[pete rose]

i make avant garde film ensive:

 

[mr. jizz]

Try the "Ketchup Bottle Technique".... just grab your dick with one hand then with the other smack the head like your trying to get ketchup out of one of those oldschool, glass ketchup bottles... this always makes me cum the hardest :thumbsup:

 

[johnny316]

I am tired of using traditional masterbation techniques. I have a girlfriend so I get laid but when I'm not getting laid and I want to jack off I'm bored. I want to do something that is going to blow my mind. Any ideas.

below is the best technique that will allow you to last longer through more porn and cum a bit harder than usual.. only downside to this is can get a bit messy

Foreskin Rubbing
Rub the end of your foreskin at the bottom with your index finger in circles. It makes your session last longer and brings more pleasure than the Fist. Usually this technique will make you ejaculate a bit more semen than normal.

 

[Stephen1956]

I haven't tried the "hands-free" technique, yet. From what I've read about it, the technique sounds interesting, and has been known to cause a "Zen-like" out-of-body experience. You use a vibrator in your ass to stimulate the nerves in your ass and stimulate your prostrate, without touching your penis at all.

 

[STDiva]

Spin the middle, topwise. You'll cum so hard.

 

[magicspore]

Shove the middle finger of your left hand as deep as you can in your stink while applying pressure on the top part of the anus which is the perineum or the prostate , apparently the most erogenous zone of the male body while masturbating vigorously with the right or vice verse although the former is always better for me. You could also get a dildo for that but its the raw technique minus gadgets which works best.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Sit Indian style with your legs crossed, naked of course, then with your arms at your side's reach out & pull yourself forward, dragging your ass across the carpet. Personally Ive never done it but cats seem to enjoy it very much
Either that or buy a water melon cut a hole in it and fill it with vaseline :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Room mate's underwear. Either gender. It's just so dirty.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Find a prostitute with an IQ of 190.
She will blow your mind.

 

[vanderkar]

Ok i will have to try some of those.......but i wont be trying the one in the picture.

 

[Guyhard]

Spin the middle, topwise. You'll cum so hard.

:thumbsup: yeah this is the best, I promise u, try to do it, u will rise to Heaven mate :angels:

 

[vanderkar]

Spin the middle, topwise. You'll cum so hard.

im not really getting how to do that.

 

[DietCrush]

could always go with the dutch rudder lol

 

[vanderkar]

could always go with the dutch rudder lol

Funny

 

[Jon S.]

Frankly, I shudder when I think about the reason(s) why any guy would ask other guys for advice on that subject (or even want to discuss it with other dudes for that matter). But, the least I can do is to give you a little friendly advice....it's spelled "masturbation" & not "masterbation"! So, now you have a better foundation from which to build off of in your quest for the ultimate technique(s) to use during your next date with Mary Palm and her five sisters! Come on man....after all, this is FreeOnes & spelling DOES count! Ha ha ha!

And remember, always play safe, and always wear a :condom:, after all you don't know where Mary Palm and her sisters have been! Ha ha ha!