Marry, Fuck, Ignore

[Straight Shooter]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

I'm marrying Oprah because I want some of her money. I'm fucking Betty White and I'm killing Barbara Walters.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

I'm marrying Oprah because I want some of her money. I'm fucking Betty White and I'm killing Barbara Walters.

Me too, first I guess.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

Kill - Barbara Walters. That nasal voice and smug, sanctimonious face needs removing from existence.
Fuck - Oprah. Hot fat Momma booteh is fun booteh
Marry - Betty. She's old and filthy rich. Only have to serve a few years on my sentence. Also, she's hot.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

I'll Fuck Francia Raisa, Marry Velvet Sky & kill Timon

 

[Straight Shooter]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

I'll Fuck Francia Raisa, Marry Velvet Sky & kill Timon

Francia Raisa? Get off my kool-aid

 

[Tittyman5000]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

Francia Raisa? Get off my kool-aid

Just kidding :rofl2: But Damn She is Hawt!

I'll fuck Bawbwa, Marry Ms. White & Kill Oprah :weeping: Just 4 kix

 

[squallumz]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

oh this is too easy.

marry betty since shed at least be fun to be around. plus shed get up all early to make me breakfast and tell me funny stories. even if i get up at 3pm.

fuck barb since shes not as disgusting as oprah or as old and ewies as betty.

and oprah. well, you know her fate. process of ELIMINATION!

 

[anairhead999]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

Fuck: Barbra Walters
Marry: Betty White
Kill: Oprah

 

[Atar554]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

Something tells me the "kill Oprah's" will win the day and this thread will be blacklisted as racist.

 

[squallumz]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

it IS pretty edgy.

cant we say... throw her into the sea. or, bury her in the sand or something?

id hate to be accused of plotting her death. (again)

i mean, just kidding! heeee

 

[Straight Shooter]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

I would think that you would want to marry Oprah because out of the three she is the most wealthiest. I'd marry her just to get some of her dough.

 

[brodkill]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

i dont want to have anything to do with this kind of stuff

 

[meesterperfect]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

why would Betty White be in the same list or even ballpark than those other 2 phony parasites?
Betty is known by many to be a nice sincere woman......the other 2 are as phony as a 3 dollar bill.

 

[DOA82]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

I'll Fuck Francia Raisa, Marry Velvet Sky & kill Timon

Fuck my first girlfriend, kill my last girlfriend, and marry my next girlfriend.

I guess...

You just couldn't keep the thread on topic eh guys?

 

[mrtrebus]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

Dunno, but I would kill Barbara Walters because I don't know who she is. . .

 

[BlueBalls]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

Could I not: 'marry, fuck and kill' all three?

 

[Clit_Commander]

Re: Fuck one, marry one and kill one?

marry Oprah
fuck Barbara and Betty at the same time
kill myself afterwards

 

[vodkazvictim]

Snog, marry, avoid.

Choose!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Re: Snog, marry, avoid.

Yes.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Re: Snog, marry, avoid.

Fuck are you doin?!?! Is this an attempt to clean up Fuck, Marry , Kill?