Marital Status of FO Members

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Where's the "Married and would massacre a kindergarten population for a divorce" poll option?

I take it you're asking on your wife's behalf?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Where's the "Married and would massacre a kindergarten population for a divorce" poll option?

Them Greek ladies, they drive a man to desperate measures hoo doggy.

 

[bahodeme]

This is what I use as my **** up... When the better half pisses me off, I'll do the stupid dance @3:23

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It used to by The GAP Band's Early In The Morning

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

single/dating now (and never married or divorced)

 

[SabrinaDeep]

Married, in love since seven years, still growing, happy.

 

[RichardNailder]

I've had quite a number of wives...


Some of them were even mine.

 

[Matt38]

I've had the distinction of being divorced twice but only married once. LOL Long story.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I checked "other" for engaged, nothing else seemed to fit.

Do NOT do it.
:nono:

I am so confused.

:whispers: He really likes himself...

I take it you're asking on your wife's behalf?

You knows it :thumbsup:

Them Greek ladies, they drive a man to desperate measures hoo doggy.

I was gonna commit suicide, but she says I have to wait 'til after I buy her another pair of shoes.
I keep buying her shoes, but she never walks out of my life!

I've had the distinction of being divorced twice but only married once. LOL Long story.

Elaborate.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I've had quite a number of wives...


Some of them were even mine.

How can a single man be this lucky? Next thing you tell us is you hit the lottery jackpot!

 

[luis1972]

married but anxious to be divorced

 

[bobjustbob]

***** V. your wife called again. She bitched about you not picking up milk yesterday.


1. I didn't see you yesterday.

2. If you needed milk I would sure to have given it to you if you would have let me known the situation.

3. How did she get my number? I have never been to your house or met the woman.


Divorce. There are 2 sayings. It's cheaper to keep her and the only ones that makes out in a divorce are the lawyers.

Married out of college and divorced after 8 years. The divorce lasted nearly as long as the marriage. The next woman I was with for 14 years and never married. Died of cancer. Found a woman the next year exactly like me and proposed to her. She moved in and 3 months later had more issues than she could deal with and she moved out. Did some dating and for the past few years just said fuck it. I'm a great guy and don't need to chase for women. When good ones come along then I'll give them a shot. I am comfortable being alone and don't need pussy to make my life complete.

 

[vodkazvictim]

married but anxious to be divorced

Right there with you.

***** V. your wife called again. She bitched about you not picking up milk yesterday.


1. I didn't see you yesterday.

2. If you needed milk I would sure to have given it to you if you would have let me known the situation.

3. How did she get my number? I have never been to your house or met the woman.


Divorce. There are 2 sayings. It's cheaper to keep her and the only ones that makes out in a divorce are the lawyers.

Married out of college and divorced after 8 years. The divorce lasted nearly as long as the marriage. The next woman I was with for 14 years and never married. Died of cancer. Found a woman the next year exactly like me and proposed to her. She moved in and 3 months later had more issues than she could deal with and she moved out. Did some dating and for the past few years just said fuck it. I'm a great guy and don't need to chase for women. When good ones come along then I'll give them a shot. I am comfortable being alone and don't need pussy to make my life complete.

1: But I watched you all day. Through binoculars...

2: Got milk? :titties:

3: Your saved in my phone as "hairy sack".

"I'm a great guy"? :rofl: modesty blaze!

 

[288gto]

so let's talk about our partners.
yes i'm married, and lately i conviced her on anal sex..... and i love all the time we give a try