Mandy Flores

So...this may be disturbing to some of you...and maybe this shows how demented I actually may be, I actually laughed at how disgusting this is....but the fact is I think the guy made it up just to shock the people in the blog but....

The conversation was going on about who likes anal, getting their ass licked or not, who's sick or not...and this guy came in and said this..

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Anal sex is king. I leave cat food on my back deck to attract neighborhood cats. I befriend them. It take about a week, but when one comes along by itself that I've befriended, I'll pick it up and take it in the house. Then I ass fuck it to death- literally. I love the sound and feel of snapping its neck as I blow my load in it's tiny cat ass. God it's great. Then I throw it in a plastic grocery bag, tie it up, and drop it on the trash. No hassle, no strange looks, no bullshit from some prude bitch. You could say I'm getting my ass and pussy at the same time. Sweet, huh?
:D:surprise::eeew::funnyshit:

That is about the sickest **** I have ever heard! It was almost like seeing 2girls1cup for the first time!
 
Do you have any future plans to work with any established porn chicks?

If you can do more lez and/or three somes, that would be ACES!!!

:banger:
 
Mandy Flores said:
I don't know, I think I post as much of my work in these threads as anyone else I've seen lately, but I don't even see comments on it (in the OCSMOTW) much lately, and that's no ones fault but mine, I posted too much there I think. Old news now...time to push 'ol Mandy out to pasture! I will post some if I get nommed or something but it's probably time for new girls over there.
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personally i think your absence is why its been slower this past week. i think everyone loves some Mandy, but if you think you havent been getting the love that you deserve i understand you wanting to pull back on posting over there. As far as im concerned your vagina will always be welcomed over there
 
you want dead cat stories?
ok... my friend took an anatomy class in college. he and his roommate decided to order their own specimen cat from the company so they wouldn't have to go in and waste time waiting on the handful that the school had bought.

but it smelled like formaldehyde or whatever fixative they use, so between dissection sessions they hung it from the clothesline on the deck of their apartment with a trashbag over it. come the day of the final exam, said cat had been thoroughly cut up.

in any cae, there was a storm on finals day... wind blew the bag off of the hanging cat. neighbor and 'cat lover' ladyFREAKED and called the police, who took a look from ground level and freaked and found out who was renting and went to the school... apartment was in my friend's name, so in the middle of the test for which they'd ordered the cat, Troopers interrupted to 'ask him a few questions.'

needless to say, it's not my favorite pussy story, but it's a better story than **** on a cat...

hope all is well Ms. F et fellow fans!

RA
 
Mandy Flores said:
Its actually really funny you ask that...I was just looking at a blog about this very same thing! I love getting my ass licked, and I have returned the favor too. Always a shower for both of us first.
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it seems that we share the same exact views on this subject...:thumbsup:
 
Eric Lindros said:
That's why men feel useless sometimes...you don't need a dick to pleasure yourself, huh?
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DO you need a pussy to pleasure YOURSELF? Let's face it....We can all get off on our own, and SOMETIMES we can do a better job than our partner, but it's never the same as the real thing. Me and my boy toy have had this discussion, theres no way a tongue is going to feel the same as the artillery I use on myself, but NOTHING can compare to being done good with the real thing ;)

I'm sure that if you've experimented on yourself enough you've given yourself some AMAZING orgasms...but you'd never choose it over some pussy would you?
 
RogueAlan said:
you want dead cat stories?
ok... my friend took an anatomy class in college. he and his roommate decided to order their own specimen cat from the company so they wouldn't have to go in and waste time waiting on the handful that the school had bought.

but it smelled like formaldehyde or whatever fixative they use, so between dissection sessions they hung it from the clothesline on the deck of their apartment with a trashbag over it. come the day of the final exam, said cat had been thoroughly cut up.

in any cae, there was a storm on finals day... wind blew the bag off of the hanging cat. neighbor and 'cat lover' ladyFREAKED and called the police, who took a look from ground level and freaked and found out who was renting and went to the school... apartment was in my friend's name, so in the middle of the test for which they'd ordered the cat, Troopers interrupted to 'ask him a few questions.'

needless to say, it's not my favorite pussy story, but it's a better story than **** on a cat...

hope all is well Ms. F et fellow fans!

RA
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That's fucking funny! Not near as disgusting as the other fucking a cat to death story, but very good story!
 
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