I hope you do too Ban! and thank you.
This is a duplicate post from the OCSM thread,,,I'm lazy today
Kinda quiet with all this Christmas stuff going on.... don't wanna be surfing Freeones while the family is over!
Cum stains on the stockings, hung by the chimney with care, is just distasteful.
Why does Santa always take his suit off and crawl in bed with me?
He said milk and cookies were getting boring so I left him some Viagra and a shot of vodka last year..... now the neighborhood is crawling with a bunch of overweight 3 month olds with white flowing beards. My bad.
(Rim shot, Crowd jeers)
Opened one of my presents early, some guys will do anything to sneak into my house...
Your the best Mandy love all your posts. Wish you a merry Christmas.