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Man who faked having a seizure to avoid paying his restaurant bills is jailed in U.S.

''He would roll around on the floor as frantic restaurant staff called for an ambulance.
The 43-year-old conman would be carried out on a stretcher - without paying his bill.'' :1orglaugh


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Andrew Palmer, 43, would order an expensive meal - and, when presented with the bill, fake a seizure

A man who pretended to have a fit to avoid paying his restaurant bills has been jailed in the U.S.

Andrew Palmer would order an expensive meal - and, when presented with the bill, fake a seizure.

He would roll around on the floor as frantic restaurant staff called for an ambulance.

The 43-year-old conman would be carried out on a stretcher - without paying his bill.

Investigators believe he pulled the scam on at least a dozen restaurants in Baltimore, Maryland.

Once at the hospital he would discharge himself after treatment.

Police dubbed him the 'dine and dash' thief.

Palmer, who has a lengthy arrest record for theft, was caught after restaurants in Baltimore were warned to be on their guard against a diner who faked illness.

'In each case, when Palmer did not have funds to cover the restaurant bill, he feigned a seizure that required the presence of medical personnel,' said prosecutors in Baltimore.

In one incident other diners watched in horror as he 'rolled from side to side and spitting' while faking the seizure.

He had run up a £50 bar tab at the Schmuckers restaurant and went into his well-rehearsed routine when waitress handed him the bill.

Palmer was given the maximum sentence of 18 months by a court in Baltimore.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...avoid-paying-restaurant-bills-jailed-U-S.html
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
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Yeah. But the dumbass only did this at Burger King.:facepalm:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
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What ever happened to the hair-in-my-soup excuse?
 
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Classic! He gets an "A" for effort and it's great way to be in tough economic times.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
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What in the fuck is with the shape of his head? Seriously.
This is why the shaved-head idea is one of idiocy to me - if the top of your head resembles a roof, then it probably would be a good idea to let your hair grow just a little bit.
 

Mayhem

Banned
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If you whip down your pants and show the waitress all the oozing sores on your genital area, she'll run away screaming and you can just walk nonchalantly out the door.

A friend told me this.
 
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Should've just told them he was the inspiration for Sloth of the Goonies. I'd believe it and give him a free meal

sloth%20goonies.jpg
 

Big Poppa Pump

- My Name Is My Name -
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What in the fuck is with the shape of his head? Seriously.
This is why the shaved-head idea is one of idiocy to me - if the top of your head resembles a roof, then it probably would be a good idea to let your hair grow just a little bit.

Agreed. He looks like he has a nutsack on his head. Grow your hair dawg! :surprise:
 

PirateKing

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If he wants a seizure for real i'm always happy him over the head with something blunt.
 
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How did he get out of paying all his medical bills when he pulled that trick? It would seem they would be much more than what he owed the restaurants.
 

PirateKing

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If he wants a seizure for real i'm always happy to hit him over the head with something blunt.
Fixed. I've been making mistakes all day.
 
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Well now he can fake them when his new boyfriend comes into the showers with him. I don't think it will help though.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
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*fakes seizure to get out of thread*
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
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Hahahaha he does look like Sloth's lovechild...Aside from that I used to fake turrets so I could get out of a test back in high school. Until the teacher called my parents and let's not go there with the punishment I received.
 
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Putting a guy in jail for this is ridiculous. Prison is for dangerous people, the guy is not dangerous.
 
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How did he get out of paying all his medical bills when he pulled that trick? It would seem they would be much more than what he owed the restaurants.

That's what I was thinking.
 

Shifty

O.G.
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Edit - never mind.
 
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YES!
NOW I remember where I saw him!

He's looking better now.
 
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