Man throws feces in courtroom during his trial, gets 31 years

[~~whimsy~~]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/10/26/state/n203436D93.DTL&tsp=1

A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.

 

[BlueBalls]

This man, is a true hero.

He deserves a knighthood or a blowjob or something. Queen! Get off your fat ass and get to work. QUICKLY!!!

 

[STDiva]

That is hilarious.

 

[jasonk282]

truly awesome

 

[mentalman]

That's some funny shit. I feel sorry for his cellmate in prison. Sounds like this guy likes to play with shit.

 

[sdj374]

Good. Now he won't be able to troll this forum anymore.

 

[britlover]

Truely beautiful! And they all probably desurved every single shit smear, too!

But double fuck the system for giving the man over 31 years in prison. Fuck is that ever too harsh.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I am glad to see it didn't work. I am sure most people trying for insanity think the handful of poop thing will work. Now maybe this will keep them simpletons from handling crap in fear of getting a harsher sentence. Example has now been set for anyone with the idea of poo.

Besides, it is hard to come off normal for most the trial, and at the end try a desperate attempt to fling poo and smear it on your lawyer to come off insane.

At least take some acting classes before you commit crimes and go to trial to make the insanity seem believable.

 

[habo9]

Well hes in the shit now

 

[meesterperfect]

look at you people praising the scumbag.

would you consider him a hero if he robbed burglarize or assualted you.........or your mom or your sister..... or threw shit on them?
Think!

then you screwheads wonder why the country you live in is so fucked up?

 

[mrtrebus]

look at you people praising the scumbag.

would you consider him a hero if he robbed burglarize or assualted you.........or your mom or your sister..... or threw shit on them?
Think!

then you screwheads wonder why the country you live in is so fucked up?

Exactly. Hope he has fun for the next 3 decades! :hatsoff:

 

[DreamSparrow]

:eek: I wondered where baconsalt had got to. Now we know.

 

[sporty_carr]

Yeah, that'll put the judge and jury in his favor :1orglaugh

 

[BigSwede]

Tough shit.

 

[Spleen]

Would have been better if he'd sneakily shat into his hand while in the courtroom, but hey it's the end result that counts I guess.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Must have been really nutty if he got 31 years.

 

[sporty_carr]

Must have been really nutty if he got 31 years.

Prolly had some corn in there somewhere too.

 

[Ravenholm]

I guess he proved his pal wrong when he was told "That shit wont work!" look who's laughing now lol.

 

[StanScratch]

The article failed to mention that, as the janitors were cleaning the shit up, they accidentally threw away five lawyers.

 

[Spleen]

The article failed to mention that, as the janitors were cleaning the shit up, they accidentally threw away five lawyers.

Joke of the week.