Man stuck in river 'too embarrassed to call for help'

[Ulysses31]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/825437-man-stuck-in-river-too-embarrassed-to-call-for-help

I would rather have drowned than called for help

 

[roronoa3000]

I'd rather drown than be helped by 3 half naked wet men.

 

[DJCowboy]

Would his cell phone have even worked?

 

[Ulysses31]

I'd rather drown than be helped by 3 half naked wet men.

It's like he phoned the emergency services and they sent a group of male strippers to rescue him. ps It's ok, there's actually 4 half naked men in the picture, look closely.

 

[roronoa3000]

It's like he phoned the emergency services and they sent a group of male strippers to rescue him. ps It's ok, there's actually 4 half naked men in the picture, look closely.

Was Ashton Kutcher around?

 

[Smallville417]

If I was in a serious predicament I wouldn't care who was saving me, as long as I was saved.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What's with some of these articles tonight? Idiot getting injured day or something?

 

[STDiva]

That picture is hilarious.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

That photo makes it look like they were about to start some some hot mud wrestling action.