Man is found glued to toilet seat

[minidog]

A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm

Potty

 

[AFA]

A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm

Potty

I hate when that happens!

 

[BlueBalls]

:rofl2::rofl: Hilarious

 

[AFA]

Ah! Link isnt working!

 

[Facetious]

Only inx E N G L A N D :tongue:

I rarely, if ever get to say that, coming from where I do. :o


Hi, MiniD :wave2:

 

[tartanterrier]

I guess he'll have a major sore arse now

 

[Violator79]

He found himself in a shitty situation.


*Here I deserve this just for the above joke :ban:

 

[Yankeefan21325]

Damn, I didn't think anyone would know. I'm so embarrassed now. lol

 

[senob44]

Of course, this is a nasty prank, but this guy is partially to blame too! What type of person doesn't wipe off a PUBLIC toilet seat before sitting on it?

 

[L3ggy]

That guy?

 

[RealMenSwallow]

This is why public bathrooms frighten me. Never, I say, never. Or else...

 

[L3ggy]

Never Say Never.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Well, I just did twice, so I guess I'm in big trouble now, but seriously, hold it. I do. It keeps me from all the super glue in the world.

 

[lost1dc]

Bet he was shi**ing himself when he realized when he was stuck. :rofl:

 

[jamrak]

I hope he deserves it. Maybe he was anti-porn activist?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Here's my question...

How do you NOT NOTICE that there's something sticky all over the seat when you sit on it? :dunno: What a dumb ass...literally.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Here's my question...

How do you NOT NOTICE that there's something sticky all over the seat when you sit on it? :dunno: What a dumb ass...literally.

:rofl::1orglaugh:rofl:

 

[jamrak]

How do you NOT NOTICE that there's something sticky all over the seat when you sit on it?

Judging by your question you just do not know what does it mean - to have a ferocious thirst! when you have real urge its just like disaster strikes, and you do not notice such a trifle as sticky seat!

when you have an urge, you are already lucky if there is enough time to remove your pants!

 

[ChefChiTown]

Judging by your question you just do not know what does it mean - to have a ferocious thirst! when you have real urge its just like disaster strikes, and you do not notice such a trifle as sticky seat!

when you have an urge, you are already lucky if there is enough time to take down your pants!

Let's put it this way...

When I'm working on the line (at work, in the kitchen), I can't take a break. I will have to work on the line sometimes for 10+ straight hours, without getting a mere 5 seconds to step away and go to the bathroom, eat something, take a drink, etc. I have had to shit so bad at times that it physically hurts. I hold it for hours and hours and hours, painfully experiencing the seconds as they tick away like they were sloths.

Then, when I do see the brief chance to take a quick break, I sprint to the bathroom like Usain Bolt, drop my pants like they're on fire and squeeze out such a ferociously relieving Hershey squirt that people in Wisconsin can hear me moan out a joyous sigh of pleasure.

"OOoooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOH sssssssSSSSSSHHIIIIIIIIT!!!"

 

[jamrak]

and taking all the foregoing into account, you are still observant enough to notice suspicious liquid on the seat?! :bowdown:

well, I ain't got no choice but to :hatsoff:

not everybody can pass such a grievous probation!