Man, I wanna do sex to a woman so badly

[Supafly]

ouch!

(it took you 5 minutes to read that???)

Ha Ha Ha

We obviously got some slow readers on board

Well, when kids go through that time of their life, they think about the miracle of sex a lot. I remember me and my best buddy making a fool outta my mum.

She obviously had thoughts about me going gay as we did a lot of sleepovers.

So we did a kinda cruel thing: Let some water into our bathtub and sat on the edge, jeans rolled up, without socks and shoes, splashing around. She must have thought, damn, not those two boys are doing the nekked thing in the tub and burst in...

... well, we were not nekked and just laughed at her, she just went -red-faced.

That was the end of that story ^^

Just don't encourage that kid to seek for sex. He will do his own research, like every other kid... talk about safe sex to him.
And what abortions are about - my older sister had to have one at 17.

 

[Ike Stain]

Just don't encourage that kid to seek for sex. He will do his own research, like every other kid... talk about safe sex to him.
And what abortions are about - my older sister had to have one at 17.

I think the kids a champ, but trust me, he ain't gonna be gettin' any till he's well-old.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Is there some way we can stop him posting this BS? His posts are almost as bad as mine...

 

[Ike Stain]

Is there some way we can stop him posting this BS? His posts are almost as bad as mine...

Jesus. Listen to who's talking! You been hittin' the bottle again, Vod?

 

[D-rock]

I'd appreciate your thoughts on this.

How about you and your relatives learn to grow up and act mature.

 

[biomech]

Do sex to a woman? Who is your cousin? Borat.
Very nice.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I bet these are actually all adults in college.

 

[24788]

Exactly my point.

I was considering telling the little scamp that he should get even more specific in terms of "sex to a woman's vagina" vs. "sex to a woman's breasts."

(I don't want him know about doing sex to a woman's butt yet, though.)

This is a huge mistake bro. I was taught to have sex with a womans butt whenever she offered. Didn't happen until I was 37.

 

[Jane Burgess]

I didn't have sex until I was 20. People should wait to have sex until they are ready to have sex. Not sure why every is in such a hurry to have sex. Sex just to get laid is not going to be good sex in my opinion. Don't get him a hooker, let him find his own girl when he is older.

 

[sualcalay]

I don't know JaneB...to be honest, my first time wasn't that great, however I do not regret it at all JaneB. It opened doors and eventually I found good sex (and am still in search of better sex)

I can however tell you why everyone is in such a hurry:

"Because life is short and you don't know when your time (to die that is) will come."

 

[Johan]

My opinion is that nobody cares about you and your life

 

[Supafly]

Jesus. Listen to who's talking! You been hittin' the bottle again, Vod?

Well, naming yourself 'Vodka Victim' kind of tells a story ^^

 

[Spreeuw]

Whatever you do, don't introduce him to the FreeOnes Board, that'll reduce his chances of ever getting laid to 3%!
(Or, alternatively, increases his chances of getting stuck on a women with 93%!)
Or both at the same time!

 

[L3ggy]

*leaves thread*

 

[Ike Stain]

How about you and your relatives learn to grow up and act mature.

My opinion is that nobody cares about you and your life

So many haters!

(God I love this job.)

 

[DOA82]

Raymond Albert "Ray" Romano (born December 21, 1957) is an Italian American actor, writer, and stand-up comedian, best known for his roles on the sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond and in the Ice Age film series. He currently stars on the TNT comedy-drama Men of a Certain Age.

Or...the guy you're stealing jokes from.

Thats who I referened earlier in the thread. He tells a joke about his kids erection and Ill bet every member in the audience felt awkward. If memory serves he later goes on to tell a joke about the size of a glass of orange juice. Another non funny comedian.

 

[Ike Stain]

Thats who I referened earlier in the thread. He tells a joke about his kids erection and Ill bet every member in the audience felt awkward. If memory serves he later goes on to tell a joke about the size of a glass of orange juice. Another non funny comedian.

Of course you could be projecting your own feeling of awkwardness that onto the rest of the crowd.

In my experience mature people understand that we are biological entities and don't live in this condition of faint denial.

That's just me though. (And of course, probably most of the rest of the population, if we're to judge this "Ray Romano"'s popularity and pay-grade.)

 

[DOA82]

Of course you could be projecting your own feeling of awkwardness that onto the rest of the crowd.

In my experience mature people understand that we are biological entities and don't live in this condition of faint denial.

That's just me though. (And of course, probably most of the rest of the population, if we're to judge this "Ray Romano"'s popularity and pay-grade.)

Im to tired to actually want to converse with you anymore, hell Im just gonna ignore you after this. Its the typical I post something, so you post something like the above post, phrased to make you seem the superiour intellect and disregard anything anyone says to you.

Sir, you have no right to be smug or talk down to anyone on the board. You who would hire your 16 year old nephew a prostitute. Yea....thats mature.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Man, I wanna do sex to a woman so badly

Yeah me, too!

 

[Ike Stain]

Re: Man, I wanna do sex to a woman so badly

Yeah me, too!

That's all I'm sayin'! :glugglug: