Man arrested for indecent images after turning his gravy-covered computer into Best Buy's Geek Squad

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Gravy. Really?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/best-buy-geek-squad-reports-man-*****-porn-090140159.html

 

[Torre82]

Oftentimes a felon is either dumb, seeking punishment as moral penance, an outcast or highly intelligent sociopath type.
This guy? Just that first descriptor.
Probably used it as an end table. Or a footrest.

I bet it's been there since Thanksgiving, too. 2016, not last year.