***** man and monkey

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
A man and his monkey pulled over in Florida

A Florida man is charged with felony ******* driving and wildlife violations after police discovered a small monkey in his truck.

Largo Police say Eugene Carl Kotelman was speeding when they stopped him Thursday. He was driving on a suspended license and had been previously charged numerous times with driving on a suspended license and DUI.

Officers noticed a "small monkey" in Kotelman's truck and released the primate to his friend.

After Kotelman was released on bond from the DUI charge, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officers charged him with possession of wildlife and two counts of ********* fish and wildlife rules. They took custody of the monkey.

Police did not have a way to contact Kotelman and no current phone listing could be found.

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Freemason fer sure. :yesyes:
 
You and your conspiracies. :tongue:

....probably on the way to the Masonic Lodge to be blindfoled and have a rope around his neck. :yesyes:
 
....probably on the way to the Masonic Lodge to be blindfoled and have a rope around his neck. :yesyes:

Ifg he were a Freemason this article would not have been written.

My grandfather was a Freemason for awhile. So, I know how they get out of everything. ;)
 
Ifg he were a Freemason this article would not have been written.

My grandfather was a Freemason for awhile. So, I know how they get out of everything. ;)
Did he go thru the initiation too? :rofl2:
Look at this dope! :facepalm:
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