Madelyn Sheaffer's Bikini Gets Her Banned From Missouri Water Park

[Mr. Hyde]

yeah thats wrong.

and yeah, look at those funbags?

thats probably my favorite body type., its all in the bone structure

Probably my favorite body type too. I'd rail that like no one's business.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I was husky briefly in middle school but other than that time no, I have something called a heart and care for others. In fact that's how I know people there only care about looks, I experienced both sides.

I was just trying to pay you a compliment.

 

[Philbert]

Probably my favorite body type too. I'd rail that like no one's business.

Indeed.

 

[Rey C.]

I'm from SoCal but I've lived in Missouri off and on in my life, they're some dumb motherfuckers there, this doesn't surprise me at all. Even worse its snob central, if you don't have good looks you're not a human being, you have to be part of the in crowds and be somebody or you don't exist, I had a lot of friends in my time there so its nothing personal its just what I've seen first hand. I hate how fake that state can be.

Yeah, fucking Missouri! I say we find an OCSM from that state and blame her! Hmm, who do we have... that won't react with rocks, bottles and sticks? *looks through thead* Uh, looks like we got nobody. Nope, I see no one at all! Best to just keep walking, I think.

 

[Loneski]

Wow she is hot as hell. I would fight to have her only wear a bikini every time she is in public. Merica where violence and degrading people is ok, but sex and the human body is a travesty.

 

[BCT]

Yeah, fucking Missouri! I say we find an OCSM from that state and blame her! Hmm, who do we have... that won't react with rocks, bottles and sticks? *looks through thead* Uh, looks like we got nobody. Nope, I see no one at all! Best to just keep walking, I think.

Sorry if you're a Missouri native and are offended but its the truth and apparently the truth hurts like a bitch.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I was on Twitter today and I saw a tweet from Stormy Daniels where she said that she was at a restaurant and the woman at the next table complained about her shorts being too short. Stormy posted a pic of the shorts and they were not at all short

 

[gunslingingbird]

:hit:

 

[eponymous]

Missourians are such unbelievably uptight, fundamentalist, puritanical screwballs.

Present company excepted, of course

 

[Rey C.]

Sorry if you're a Missouri native and are offended but its the truth and apparently the truth hurts like a bitch.

Nah, I think I flew through St. Louis once, but I've never spent any time there. I was just making a joke and trying to poke fun at Briana a bit. No offense here.

 

[grower_boy]

I don't know another country (in the western world at least) where this would happen. :dunno:

It most likely wouldn't. This is the land of the prudes.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

I wonder how long before Playboy comes a'callin.

 

[316sherm]

Holy smokes!
:boobies:

 

[freeones87_1987]

I wonder how long before Playboy comes a'callin.

haha I thought the same thing

 

[Straight Shooter]

:bounce:

 

[espnaddict]

Water park Nazis. I hope she peed in the pool before she left!

 

[RASQ]

yeah thats wrong.

and yeah, look at those funbags?

thats probably my favorite body type., its all in the bone structure

I jerked off to that pic and I'm not ashamed.

 

[freeones87_1987]

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/assets_c/2013/07/madelyn-sheaffer-fb-thumb-500x511.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fGJPUmmp-...Jlg/vK9rWrwBCME/s400/Madelyn+Sheaffer+B&W.jpg
http://103.imagebam.com/download/vqy0uxbgJmMxnCAUsamI1A/26456/264553756/3-madelyn-sheaffer.jpg
http://104.imagebam.com/download/Gwzjbe903oP3kldZZjUdpQ/26456/264553768/6-madelyn-sheaffer.jpg
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1134187/godsmack/

 

[SabrinaDeep]

She was lucky...she avoided to bath in cubic meters of pee and farts. I hate water parks. But back to the point, yes: it was a disgraceful ban.

 

[georges]

yeah thats wrong.

and yeah, look at those funbags?

thats probably my favorite body type., its all in the bone structure

she is very bangable and cute