Looking at the line up, it reminds of looking into my old school pencil case, trying to decide which is the cleanest of the lead coated implements, and then ram it in my eye.
You are so right. I see so many gringo douche bags with the local whores that the locals won't even touch. I guess the Hotel Del Rey in San Jose, Costa Rica must be the number 1 gringo douche bag hangout in Central America.