Luckiest Guy / Dick in Porn

[Iamforever]

me be the luckiest guy.

 

[dave_rhino]

Seeing as most of the dicks in porn started off fucking guys, I'd say none.

 

[Gordon Bennet]

Seeing as most of the dicks in porn started off fucking guys, I'd say none.

WTF?!

 

[hiimrudd]

Pierre Woodman..all are initiations of young things. blondie, bolivia samsonite and so many others. he will beat all others including peter north whom i rank second in the line.

another vote for Woodman:bowdown:

 

[dave_rhino]

WTF?!

Aaah the young and ignorant.

Ever heard of the term gay-for-pay?

The fact is, it's easier to get into gay porn than it is to get into straight porn, so that's how a lot of guys get into the industry. Then after proving they can handle it, they move onto straight stuff.

Peter North seems to have all the luck...

Not really, even Peter North has had more than a fair share of man-butt...

 

[rian_evilclown]

preston parker from bangbros shud be added to the list... he gets to fuck shitloads of hot babes plus he has a pretty big dick.... BASTARD!

 

[angell]

preston parker from bangbros shud be added to the list... he gets to fuck shitloads of hot babes plus he has a pretty big dick.... BASTARD!

Preston is a pretty good choice. however, not far behind is Kurt Lockwood.

 

[FreeThugz]

As the story goes, a combination of verbal and possible physical *****.

From what I hear, a few of the porn dudes aren’t exactly Mr. Nice Guy, but if the story about Silvia and this goof is any where close to being true, his ass should be out of the biz. But, unfortunately, the insecure keep buying and supporting his work, so we’re stuck with him.

Would also like to know the story behind this?

 

[rian_evilclown]

ron jeremy shud be on the list too... this guy wouldnt have a hope in hell of getting laid these days if he wasnt a porn star

 

[Stickball]

To me the luckiest guy(s) are the ones that do Lisa lipps in her photo shoots and videos.

 

[Shorty V]

Searching for a thread like this .... and found it. So there wasn't any need to create a new one.
Yes, I certainly recognize the feeling when you really envy an actor, because of the movies and scenes he's participating in (although I don't feel the 'urge' to be such an actor, btw ).

Still, sometimes only a modest amount of participations in certain movies can be sufficient to envy a guy.

I for instance have always envied German actor Tommy Weyer, mainly because of his participation in movies like Das Busen-Wunder, Super Titten and some sort of a German 'rip-off' of Blow-up .
Especially Das Busen-Wunder must have been a dream session for this bloke. I mean, in this movie he's the personal fitness trainer of three challenging voluptuous ladies: Effi Balconi, Jill Morena and Georgina Lempin!

First, he introduces his cute brunette pupil Effi to a new invention in the fitness world: the so-called 'Fickmachine'. Effi really doesn't understand what that could possible add to her physical health, so her naivity eventually leads to very nice steady moving doggystyle action.
This is of course good exercise for Effi's legs, her tummy and .... her pussy, which is nicely stretched by and well shaped for Tommy's cumming Loving Lance.
After that Tommy decides to take her to the massage room where he can oil her up nicely .... no further explanation needed.

So, after scoring this satisfying double with Effi he hears some panicky shouts for help. He runs off to find redhead Georgina, who apparently can't cope with her powerlifting sessions any longer. Still, despite her apparent state of exhaustion, she's able to pamper Tommy with a sweet blowjob. To me personally, only watching this is more than sufficient to make me explode almost immediately :rubbel:, but Tommy is a tough guy and he's able to postpone his eruption, for which he's rewarded with another doggystyle session. Finally he creams Georgina's tummy after some missionary coupling.

Meanwhile, miss Jill Morena is dreaming away and not really exercising and biking anymore. So Tommy, who remains the strict teaching trainer, guides her with some real physical challenges.
And with good result! Again Tommy is getting thoroughly satisfied by another nice, enthousiastic and willing pupil. This bloke certainly must feel like the luckiest guy in the world right now!

Pfui pfui, after all this intense action mr. Weyer is rather exhausted himself. All he needs is some rest, with a good book and no girlie diversion anymore.

But Georgina, who's just showered off Tommy's cum along with her own juices, enters the room and apparently is wanting some more. She ain't the talkative explaining kind, but when she's taking such sweet care of Tommy's ravaged cock again, Tommy eventually can't resist her silent call.
After Georgina's prelude he takes her in several tasty positions and finally shoots his load on her aftershaky booty.

Well, Tommy seems to really appreciate all the nice gestures of this taciturn yet gentle Hungarian redhead, and so he decides to surprise her with a healthy massage. And, after he's nicely oiled her up entirely, they both decide to have another go at each other! Which means that in the end Tommy is scoring an impressive 'shooting redhead' hattrick!

No kidding: if only one such fitness day would have been the only erotic experience in my life, I think I already would have called myself the luckiest guy in the world .... !

So it might be better to remain silent then about Tommy's threesome with his favourites Effi Balconi and Georgina Lempin in Super Titten (with a great cumshot over Georgina's modest bosom), or about his Blow-up photosession with a model named .... Georgina (yes, her again!).
Especially the latter movie delivers a dream session with Georgina moving and moaning in such a tickling way .... that whilst watching it I quickly get into a state of even buying the most expensive one-way-ticket-to-wherever-she-may-live!

Added: just a small example of Tommy Weyer's lucky afternoon in Das Busen-Wunder's fitness centre:
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[Hot Mega]

Actually, I'd put him on the "this fucker needs to be shot in the head" list. He actually takes the title of most despicable person in the porn world business away from that goof mr marcus. The two of these guys need to be wiped off this planet.

This may be a stupid question, being Silvia Saint's biggest fan in the world, but what exactly did Marus do?
Marcus did hurt Teagan pretty bad in an anal scene.She was saying"OK,stop-OK,stop" and He kept pumping Her.She was ****** at the end.I am sorry that I even saw it.

As the story goes, a combination of verbal and possible physical *****.

From what I hear, a few of the porn dudes aren’t exactly Mr. Nice Guy, but if the story about Silvia and this goof is any where close to being true, his ass should be out of the biz. But, unfortunately, the insecure keep buying and supporting his work, so we’re stuck with him.

Wow!!! If you're referring the same anal scene I saw with Teagan Presley and Mr. Marcus that is not even nearly an accurate representation of the facts. The scene I saw was with Mr. Marcus, Brian Pumper and Teagan Presley...It was Brian Pumper who was giving her anal when she said "ok" once and said "ow ok" and he eventually came in her mouth a couple of seconds later. Then she was smiling and talking to the camera person immediately after that. I'm not sure how many times TP and MM performed together but if you're referring to that scene that is a complete misrepresentation of what happened in that scene. I think it was from one of the Up Your Ass movies...(an edition in the 20s).

As far as Mr. Marcus and Sylvia Saint the story, what I understand was that it was the verbal (or written) ***** and threats of ******** against her from so called fans which hounded her all but out of porn some years ago. Allegedly industry individuals weren't too kind to her as well for her relationship with MM.

According to some interview she gave years ago...she claimed to love him but the ***** she suffered from other people as a result of their relationship was too much over 3 years....I suppose I could see how that could be misinterpreted if true.

As far as luckiest guy...I guess I would say Mark Ashley, Sean Michaels, Julian, Peter North and Lexington Steele. MA and Julian because they not only fuck some of the hottest chicks in porn today but because they also fucked the snot out of them they way they should be fucked (or at least they way I prefer to fuck a chick). SM, PN because they fucked Nina Hartley in her prime and LS just because he's tagged some pretty hot chicks nowadays but his performances are pretty up and down (no pun) IMO.

 

[STDiva]

Kieran Lee is the luckiest guy. He's married to Puma Swede. He wins.

 

[D-rock]

Reading through all this stuff reminds me of all of porns "director's prerogative" stuff where the director just takes the hottest chicks for himself or picks people he wants to screw. I'm surprised more people don't find it a giant conflict of interest and unethical in most cases.

 

[Shorty V]

Reading through all this stuff reminds me of all of porns "director's prerogative" stuff where the director just takes the hottest chicks for himself or picks people he wants to screw. I'm surprised more people don't find it a giant conflict of interest and unethical in most cases.

Sure, not a bad question at all.
But my guess is that the thread starter was merely thinking about his own fastasies. (I know I did! )

Those directors have their fantasies, too, I guess.

We're all members of this board. And let's be fair to ourselves: almost the entire FreeOnes board is about such fantasies. And not always ethical or moral considerations are made.

Is it ethical to get aroused by a movie of a woman who's tied up and fucked?
It wouldn't surprise me if there are enthousiastic threads about this subject around here.

So: how about the issue of ethics in general, when the subject is porn?
IOW: what are those ethics of porn?

Speaking just for myself: I admit it, I use porn as a stimulant for my erotic fantasies. So, in my fantasies I wouldn't mind being Tommy Weyer in a movie like Das Busen-Wunder.

Or should I consider it in an ethical way and add some moral connotations?

Like: I ***** porn as a stimulant for my erotic fantasies?
Or: I ***** my erotic fantasies to watch porn?
Or: those actors aren't used to stimulate my fantasies, but they are ******?

Again: what are the ethics when porn is the issue?

It might end in a discussion about the ethics of selection of human beings made by other human beings, who are all sensuous in various and different ways. It also might include discussions about the actual existence of real freedom of people to make choices of their own. Despite my agreement about the significance of such a discussion, I'm afraid that an ethically 'correct' or 'right' conclusion will be very difficult to make.

Oh yes, before I forget: in my excited fantasies, I not only could envy an actor like Tommy Weyer having three turns on Georgina Lempin, but also the movie director, who's 'guiding' both Weyer and Lempin through their various scenes.
Although I do think that Georgina Lempin, who happens to be my favourite adult starlet, doesn't need any guidance. Her courses of action in most of her movies look very natural to me. So probably, being her director, I would only make her compliments during the sessions and take her to dinner afterwards, because in real life I'm such an ethical guy. Even when this 'real life' is .... a fantasy.

 

[ezteban]

The luckiest man on Earth is the one who makes love to Miss Hybrid :yesyes: !!!