Gisele hands down
Really? We needed a poll for this? Love Gisele wins hands down. Quantity is not more important than quality. :hatsoff:
Really? We needed a poll for this? Love Gisele wins hands down. Quantity is not more important than quality. :hatsoff:
I'm sorry to have to report that our pal Gisele was arrested in California this morning on assault charges. While being led to jail, Gisele proclaimed her innocence and said she didn't even swat flies... and hadn't laid a finger on anybody. Authorities issued a brief statement, only saying that the charges related to a rash of brutal beat downs and total ass whippings, involving Gisele and a number of other internet models on the Freeones internet site. An officer, who wished to remain anonymous, said, "this girl has kicked more ass in the past six months than Mike Tyson! She's got to be stopped!!! We had enough when we found evidence that she was spanking 4 girls at once on that Freeones site."
Bail has been set at $100,000. To help Gisele regain her freedom, Rosenthal Jaguar in Vienna, VA will accept donations. Just make your checks or money orders payable to The Rey C. XKR Fund... and know that you're putting your money to a good cause. Give. Give! Give, until it hurts! Let's get Gisele out before that first shower scene... or maybe we wait a bit? :dunno:
In a related story, two police officers have been hospitalized after what was apparently a scuffle inside the station house. Rumors suggest that the officers had a dispute over who was going to get to frisk Gisele. A female officer named Zelda Dumbrovsky broke the arm of one of her male co-workers during the struggle. Zelda's injuries resulted from her doing an impromptu happy
dance :nanner: after winning the frisking honors... tripping over her baton and twisting her knee. After losing her chance to frisk Gisele, Officer Zelda has apparently fallen into a state of deep depression. Donations can also be sent to help Zelda. That's right: The Rey C. XKR Fund at Rosenthal Jaguar. Give! Police work is hard & dangerous, people!
More at 11 on Fox News 5.
Nice. Brutal beat downs and total ass whippings rock.
Nice. Brutal beat downs and total ass whippings rock.