Lost Screen Tests: Samuel L. Jackson

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Titanic sucked but this would have made it suck less.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Still one of the funniest things ESPN has ever aired. "Englewood Jack!"

 

[L3ggy]

And You Will Know My Name Is The Lord, When I Lay My Vengeance Upon Thee

Pulp!

 

[Darksquid]

"god damn, a motherfucker can't even get half a motherfuckin' floating door?" -classic

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"This is the scene where Jack draws Rose in the nude. Do you have any questions?"

"Nope, let's do this thing. Listen, bitch, I would like for you to tastefully display your titties for my picture. And hurry bitch, because the mother****** boat is drowning!"

Oh, my Cow. What screen presence and ability. Not to mention, professionalism.