Lost Screen Tests: Samuel L. Jackson

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol


Titanic sucked but this would have made it suck less.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol


Still one of the funniest things ESPN has ever aired. "Englewood Jack!"
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
And You Will Know My Name Is The Lord, When I Lay My Vengeance Upon Thee

Pulp!
 
"god damn, a motherfucker can't even get half a motherfuckin' floating door?" -classic
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
"This is the scene where Jack draws Rose in the nude. Do you have any questions?"

"Nope, let's do this thing. Listen, bitch, I would like for you to tastefully display your titties for my picture. And hurry bitch, because the mother****** boat is drowning!"

Oh, my Cow. What screen presence and ability. Not to mention, professionalism.
 
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