Looking for Ideas

[Chip1035]

Not sure how to word this so I'm just going to come out and say it.
My employer has a Sperm Donation Clinic as a client for their IT systems. I was instructed to find and research a system or systems to deliver Adult content into the private rooms, so we may provide the client with options. Currently the only method is magazines.
Is there a system or systems designed to deliver such content or are the system pretty much standard system (media server streaming the content) that simply provide Adult Entertainment?
I was looking at something like Pay Per View channel, similar to what Hotels use. You get to browse through titles and descriptions and select a movie. Accept, the donor would not be paying for the movies, all content would be free.
Anyone have ideas, either by building a system or server to maybe a provider who provides this kind of stuff?

 

[brodkill]

load some porn on your phone or other such device

 

[Shifty]

Put a web enabled PC in each room. Bookmark a bunch of tube sites.

Cheap, easy and awesome. :2 cents:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Try either freeones.com or lemonparty.org. Either one will do the trick.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Not sure how to word this so I'm just going to come out and say it.
My employer has a Sperm Donation Clinic as a client for their IT systems. I was instructed to find and research a system or systems to deliver Adult content into the private rooms, so we may provide the client with options. Currently the only method is magazines.
Is there a system or systems designed to deliver such content or are the system pretty much standard system (media server streaming the content) that simply provide Adult Entertainment?
I was looking at something like Pay Per View channel, similar to what Hotels use. You get to browse through titles and descriptions and select a movie. Accept, the donor would not be paying for the movies, all content would be free.
Anyone have ideas, either by building a system or server to maybe a provider who provides this kind of stuff?

I'm not sure what the problem is since the internet is full of porn. Creating a website to provide such content is the easiest (and probably) cheapest way. Put it on the local server of the clinic.

 

[Chip1035]

There isn't much of a problem, more it's a way to deliver the content. Setting up a PC with a bunch of sites is an option, streaming content to the PCs from a Media Server is another. I was just looking for other ways that may be more efficient. GodsEmbryo, you're most likely right with the possibly cheapest way, get some PC's, load them up with some content (paid or free). We're not sure how it's done with other Sperm Donation clinics short of contacting them. Thank you for your suggestions though. I do appreciate it.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Download some porn onto some computers in the private rooms and let them use that. Have a porn bank. You could download it off the internet, or just go out to your nearest local sex shop, purchase some movies, and either put those on the computer or have them available in a DVD stack next to the computer for the people to pop in and watch. Would your company allow you to use it as a business expense? Instead of it coming out of anyone's pocket?

 

[Mr_Balls]

Download some porn onto some computers in the private rooms and let them use that. Have a porn bank. You could download it off the internet, or just go out to your nearest local sex shop, purchase some movies, and either put those on the computer or have them available in a DVD stack next to the computer for the people to pop in and watch. Would your company allow you to use it as a business expense? Instead of it coming out of anyone's pocket?

Harley is right.
Also have some porn specially made for the establishment.

 

[Chip1035]

They have agreed to a media server setup rather than internet. Keeping the internet out prevents malware, virus, etc and saves on bandwidth. Stream content they provide from a wide range of selections.

 

[StanScratch]

I was just about to say, watch out going via the web route. Yes, there are ways to ensure that the computers are safe, but to be honest, if you let the average surfer look for their own porn via the internet, there is a rather good chance a virus or such would be downloaded...and unless the company is going to continually "scrub" their systems, this could be a problem after some time.

Could always hire BlueBalls to dance in each of the rooms. Who would not like that?

 

[Mr_Balls]

So what is the criteria to donate?

 

[vaziel]

 

[bobjustbob]

I can't believe that a sperm clinic needs technical advice on how to get sperm.

Bob.

 

[bnaked]

Why can't they just buy some DVDs?

 

[DOA82]

Whats wrong with a simple DVD player and a TV with a selection of discs.

People are visiting you to donate sperm, they are hardly gonna sit through the whole movie, position themselves comfortable within easy reach of the remote and the popcorn.

You are talking about 10 - 15 minutes of visual stimulation to help fill a cup with sperm - Do not over complicate such a simple thing.

 

[bobjustbob]

That was my first thought but the clinic wants to pay the IT company to create something. Holographs? Something virtual with goggles? Oh, wait a minute, do it like a Wii game. Pornstar Legends. Hook up some wires and strap on that cup. Watch your points go up and enter your initials onto the top 10 list.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Isn't there some kind of box that lets you "stream" porn directly from some company? I forget what it's called, but it's like one of those Roku things. The way I understand it, you just plug it into your TV and the internet and it plays them directly from the company's website or something. I understand that they don't want to be connected to the web, but I've gotta think that something like that's probably pretty secure.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Found it. I guess it works through a Roku or similar device. It's called "Fyre TV":
http://www.fyretv.com/how_it_works

 

[Tittyman5000]

Yeah there usually ads in the back of hustler or penthouse, either fyretv or redbox I think sperm clinics should also supply vasaline or lotion, maybe some kind of lube or baby oil, and have a female robot dispense it on your dick :thumbsup:

 

[MarquisdeSade]

Staff it with really hot women.