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Have you ever had sex with someone that reminded you of a ********* or a pornstar?

Have you ever pretended they were that person when having sex?
 
I had a chick that looked liked or maybe reminded me of Tia Sweets. Light-skinned, big ass and everything. She was a freak like her too!
 
I had a ******* one night stand with an old co-worker who looked like Vanessa Leon! Oh the memories, the sweet sweet memories!
 
A fling with a waitress who looked (and sounded) like Katie Morgan. It's the only reason I asked her out... and I was sorry that I did.

I have a book coming out next year called, Hot Girls Who Are Bad in Bed, if anyone is interested. What kind of girl tells you that one of her hobbies is taking naps?! :wtf:
 
I have a book coming out next year called, Hot Girls Who Are Bad in Bed, if anyone is interested.

I know. Seriously, what's up with that? The hottest girl I've ever hooked up with was absolutely terrible in bed. It was just... awkward, I think that's the best word for it. Damn it, that's the only time a girl has ever ruined it for me by getting naked.
 
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