ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Or start his own pizzeria. He is a chef, after all.
People wouldn't like my pizza. It's-a too good!!!
Longest You've Waited For Pizza...
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People wouldn't like my pizza. It's-a too good!!!
Touche!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
You sir, are a GEEN-YOUS!!!
Lol.
You and I can start it. You make 'em and I'll deliver them in my 315 hp Mustang.
And when we own a chain of 27 stores in the greater Chicago area and are millionaires I'll marry a pornstar. But then she'll fall in love with you. So I will catch you both having sex in a motel off I-80 in Joliet where I will kill you both and take over the whole chain.
But the stores will go out of business after I change the slogan to: 'Delivered in 3 hours or it's free.'
When customers give exact change and treat delivery drivers like shit, they usually get their next pizza order covered in one or more bodily fluids.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
So, the point of the story is that I'm going to get murdered? :dunno:
I don't like-a dis pizza pie!!!
Okay...then I catch you two. We struggle, the gun goes off and kills her. Suddenly, even though we are both straight, we inexplicably have gay sex, sell the business, move to California and get married. Where you catch me fooling around with Jesse Jane (the gay thing didn't take for either of us) and you kill me and eventually marry her.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
No offense, but I'd rather that you murder me. Let's uh, let's just stick with that plan.
Of course Becks has already related the answer to this query for the two of us, but I thought I would share an experience of mine.
One time I had ordered a pie with anchovies that arrived an hour late. To compensate, the generous delivery driver offered me free sausage, but since it was a woman, I decided to pass, suspecting that there would be no shenanigans.
HOWEVER, as she left me with the pizza, and turned to leave, I realized the anchovy topping had been left out! I called her back to help rectify the situation. She decided the best solution was to drop her pants and smear her seeping vag upon the pizza. Turns out, her appetites, both sexual and gustatory, were so piqued by this act that she returned my money so she could go eat the pizza herself. I shrugged and returned to watching M*A*S*H reruns. A "slice of life" if you will.
And what did I eat for dinner? Dented avocados.
One time I had ordered a pie with anchovies that arrived an hour late. To compensate, the generous delivery driver offered me free sausage, but since it was a woman, I decided to pass, suspecting that there would be no shenanigans.
HOWEVER, as she left me with the pizza, and turned to leave, I realized the anchovy topping had been left out! I called her back to help rectify the situation. She decided the best solution was to drop her pants and smear her seeping vag upon the pizza. Turns out, her appetites, both sexual and gustatory, were so piqued by this act that she returned my money so she could go eat the pizza herself. I shrugged and returned to watching M*A*S*H reruns. A "slice of life" if you will.
And what did I eat for dinner? Dented avocados.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Well, I used to work at a pizza place, and the longest time I ever had someone wait was about an hour.
No real reason why. I had to make sauce, and jacking off into it takes time...
No real reason why. I had to make sauce, and jacking off into it takes time...
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
I've never had to wait longer than 1/2 hour for mine
Well there's a stupid ad for one minute pizza...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrbu21Yr7TI&feature=related
...I did say it was stupid so why you had to watch it? LOL (betcha Chef fell for that one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrbu21Yr7TI&feature=related
...I did say it was stupid so why you had to watch it? LOL (betcha Chef fell for that one)
Me and my buddies waited like 1hr and a half one time only becuase we forgot about it until it got there and we realized how long it had been. The pizza was warm so I think it took them a while to make it not just the driver.
Dominoes does suck! Fair, at best. (Spoken like comic book guy)
I had a friend in the Philippines who happens to be a manager at a pizza resto couple of years ago. Accdg to him, they had this so-called promo "if it's late, it's free" or something like that; You just have to call the store and if your complaint is valid enough (and you're still nice about it), they will generally put you in the complaint log. This records either a free pizza or a discount on your next order.
I wouldn't mind waiting for over an hour as long as there's such an offer of free pizza on my next order. Sadly, that's not the case here.
I wouldn't mind waiting for over an hour as long as there's such an offer of free pizza on my next order. Sadly, that's not the case here.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Wow, that was stupid. That girl was pretty cute though, soooo, that was nice.
