http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/8348096.stm
Initiate cloning programme!
Initiate cloning programme!
Lock of Elvis's hair under hammer
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What? He never died anyways.... :dunno:
He and Tupac are still alive and living in other countries. Of course, under new names and identities, but they never died.
He and Tupac are still alive and living in other countries. Of course, under new names and identities, but they never died.
Elvis would be a 129 years old.
No. He'd be 74.
hah really
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I read the headline and thought, "Why would his hair be under a hammer?" Then, "Crap I hope it doesn't start some kind of greasy, bloated, fat guy in a jumpsuit apocalypse chain reaction."
Actually, they're all living at Biggie Small's Brazilian compound.
No Biggie is dead. That's why Tupac is in hiding. :tongue:
Spleen
Banned?
The only dead celebrity I think could possibly still be alive is Jim Morrison. Running off to live in some remote jungle in some country you've never heard of, seems like something that crazy bastard would have done.
Back on topic, I'd fuck Elvis if he came back to life. I wouldn't be happy about it though.
Back on topic, I'd fuck Elvis if he came back to life. I wouldn't be happy about it though.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Is necrophilia one of the banned topics?
Are you guys sure they aren't just hiding out at the Neverland Ranch with MJ?
Why on earth would they want to hide out with a child molester?!?
Neither would I, as the local "What role would you play if Elvis were alive" recently assigned me the task of "Fucking the King." I'm not into seconds. 'Specially not yours ever since that episode in your parent's basement involving Pam no-stick spray.
:dunno: Why not? Haven't you seen the South Park with Mr. Jefferson? Everybody liked him!Why on earth would they want to hide out with a child molester?!?
Well, except for the police department. And not just because he was a pedophile, though.
meesterperfect
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Why on earth would they want to hide out with a child molester?!?
haha very funny, a michael jackson pedifile joke, howd ya ever think of that?
Some white trash cretin is going to demand that it be cloned.
meesterperfect
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^ alot of ******s kikes and spics like elvis too.
Oh and the slopes just love him
Oh and the slopes just love him
