Ok so this girl from my school posted nude pics of herself on the net someplace, and my room mate forgot to write down the link. It's not really something I can ask around campus about because it's supposed to be a secret. He said that the website is kind of like a girl next door type of thing where girls send in their pics, he also said she's going by the name Jordan. I'm just wondering if any of you guys have heard of a site like that? Thanks.
Little help.
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Irrational optimism = check.
Asking for help in a public place about private matters = check.
Asking a stupid question expecting a serious answer = check.
Son.. dont tell me, you're living in the american south, right? I'm gonna take the stance of Al Ghul from batman, or the dark jedi code on this one... whatever help I give you weakens you, and leaves you ill-prepared for the reality that obviously hasnt hit you in the face yet.
Btw, no offense. (I can say that, right? I mean.. it's only truth. WHO THE HELL COULD ASK SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND EXPECT A SERIOUS ANSWER?! I CANT BE THE IRRATIONAL ONE!)
Asking for help in a public place about private matters = check.
Asking a stupid question expecting a serious answer = check.
Son.. dont tell me, you're living in the american south, right? I'm gonna take the stance of Al Ghul from batman, or the dark jedi code on this one... whatever help I give you weakens you, and leaves you ill-prepared for the reality that obviously hasnt hit you in the face yet.
Btw, no offense. (I can say that, right? I mean.. it's only truth. WHO THE HELL COULD ASK SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND EXPECT A SERIOUS ANSWER?! I CANT BE THE IRRATIONAL ONE!)
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
IMO...
If you know a girl who is willing to post nude pictures of herself on the internet, then she should have NO PROBLEM telling you where to find them.
If you know a girl who is willing to post nude pictures of herself on the internet, then she should have NO PROBLEM telling you where to find them.
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lol funniest thread of the day.
Translation of original post: I once knew where a certain blade of grass in the world was.. it was an excellent blade and I was wondering if anyone else knew where this needle in the friggin' haystack was!
25 miles north of bognor on the borders of haystackville, and your right it's an excellent blade
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Walk up to her with a camera in your hand and say, I hear you posted some hot pictures of yourself on the net. Unfortunately I wasn't able to find them, and since it would be impolite for me to ask what the web address for those pictures are, I thought I would just ask you if you would like to come back to my place so I can take some for myself...I promise they will be tasteful, unless.....
Every other response on here was at very least entertaining... Yours on the other hand did nothing but betray your ignorance (capitalize proper nouns my son... America.), and out you as not only a comic nerd but a Star Wars nerd as well... Ironic considering you told me I'm the one that's ill prepared for reality... Long story short you're a sad insecure little man who tries to make himself feel good by trying in vain to look cool online...
Not necessarily.
:1orglaughGood idea. If you can't find her website, take matters into your own hands and make your own website. :1orglaugh
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
If you're insinuating Torre82min's post was stupid (which it wasn't), then how is that betraying his ignorance? Wouldn't it be staying faithful to his ignorance? :dunno:
Food for thought.
Eh, not a star wars fan. Who could really like the movies? The books are better. I've had a sampling of them but never have the time to read fluff like star wars, let alone serious 'food for thought', as I reference a recent post by Chef. (HELLO CHILDREN! HI CHEF!)
Now not to toot my own horn.. (still hafta do that later while browsing I-Fap) But I'd like to think I at least post with my heart if not with plenty of facts, food-for-thought (I'm ripping chef off today, geez!) or at least a joke or two.
I initially thought there was so little to reply to, and so much to call you out on assumption' sake. So the perfect reply here is to really ignore the insulting part and just 'answer the questions/accusations'!
Comic books? Nay. Too childish when I was a lad, and too expensive and time-consuming now that I'm of age. Also, when my eyes started going bad at about.. oh.. 8? 10? I simply stopped reading books. Computer screens are backlit and stationary so they're not quite as bad. The CRT's didnt help with the headaches.. what with the flicker and all.
::wondered what you were talking about until I reread my post::
Oh, Al-Ghul? I find it helpful to post two supporting facts, ideas or characters when you want to incite an emotion. I remembered the chinese guy from the first Christian Bale Batman movie. I dont know if he's in the comic book, but it seems you do. Good for you.. you actually ousted yourself. So many people know Al-Ghul from the movie.. and not the comic book. Since you associate Al-Ghul with the comic first and foremost.. well that speaks for that.
Dark Jedi code? If you read in the games section here.. or at GameFaqs you'd know there is a bigger following of 'lite' fans in star wars. Not all of them know the difference between B wings, Z wings and all that nonsense. I'm a casual fan that thoroughly appreciates the KotOR series and little else in the SW universe. My username on here is not Bantha82 nor DarthTorre61. I am not a true fan by any means and share your disdain by the utter display of virginity known as science fiction fans. You shant find me dressing up as a stormtrooper anytime whatsoever.
Sad? Perhaps. But I'm not anywhere near the top of the members list as far as Posts-Per-Day nor Post-Counts are concerned. I wouldnt say that THOSE guys are sad.. but they certainly musn't have time left over to enjoy life if they make 20 or 30 posts per day consistently since their join date! lmao (But even those guys are pretty awesome, if I do say so. +Kudos to all of you guys I read night after night posting thoughtful stuff.
)The respectful thing to do when surrounded by people who like mixing nerdy chatter with politics, porn and the rest.. is to respect the medium. You're on the internet where nerds rule. You wouldnt walk into a sports bar and call them a bunch of egotistical, sports-loving idiot men, now would you? This is the internet and you're a guest. A guest with 2 posts asking a stupid question. Contrary to what your *American* teacher told you.. yes, there are stupid questions. And stupid people. But I'm only calling you on the stupid question part, after a few hundred posts I'd make up my mind on the other.Insecure?No, no. I'm an opinionated drunkard with a mind and a sense of humor. Sometimes I'm overwhelmed by posts.. such as yours, and I cant take it in a joking manner. Somebody has to point out the 'reality' of the question which you just asked.
FACTS, FACTS! What school are you at? What's she look like Why would we know about it? What website was it at? Why didnt you bookmark it? WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE IT?! You decided to burden everyone else with your lack of foresight. You shouldve saved those pictures for your future wanking or blackmailing. You shouldnt be asking people completely unrelated to your situation to spill-the-beans about if they know about some absolutely OBSCURE girl we dont care about.
The reality escapes YOU, my friend. Dont get defensive. Get wise. Ask the friend again. Check your web browser's history.
As far as looking cool online, well hell... I cant feel sorry you dont realize it's the year 2008 and the nerds won. Looking cool on the internet is as normal as looking cool in real life. Except I dont have to wear an abercrombie shirt and parade around calling people out on star wars and comic book references. That would just be rude on the net. Dont be that guy.
