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List at least 2 non-porn movies you've whacked off to.

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Lessee.. my two 'most whackingest' movies.. ::walks over to my DVD collection::

American Beauty and Showgirls. Mena Suvari is a true G_ddess and Elizabeth Berkley can move that ass. Do a frameskip-slomo when she kicks the rapist guy in the end for a nice muff showcasing.
 
Cradle to the Grave (this is the one where Gab dances right? if so then this one)
Havent really whacked it without porn but if i did that would be a great one.:thumbsup:


Especially since she strip dances down to her panties. Red panties. Very hot. No tit shot, but it was a GREAT scene.

I think I got a lil' wack on for A. Pie aswell...
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
Cool Hand Luke, Joy Morgan's washing her car, need I say more?

Logan's Run, Jenny Agutter as Jessica, man she was fine/sexy/gorgeous in that. Slip off that green teddy and let's find Sanctuary!

Kate Beckinsale in Underworld/Underworld:Evolution.

The Fifth Element, Milla Jovovich as Leeloo, mmhm!

Anything with Angelina Jolie.

Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire.

Charlize Theron in Æon Flux.

-cs™
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
off topic alert:

did you see those pics of her pumping gas?:eek:

wow! totally changed my view on her. i only remembered her from "spun."

You bet her ass I did! The chick is HOT! She had a crap part in that Musketeer flick.. not to mention I had to turn the movie off because it was utter sh!te! Lessee..what else was she in.. ::loads up the IMDB::

OMFG! Mena Suvari:
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII (2006) (VG) (announced) (voice) (attached) .... Aerith Gainsborough

Thats like.. awesome.. wait, she did Kingdom Hearts 2 and the English voiceover for Advent Children? Huh.. so there's a dubbed track that ISNT blasphemy against the anime G_d's!

American Pie was a good part for her, too. Huh, a Six Feet Under reference. Time to go rent that series, then! Me 'n the lil lady are currently working on Carnivale season 2, Lost S3(who isnt?) and I just hit DS9 Season 3. Multitasking on a series isnt quite as bad as doing so on video games, tho.. never mix your RPG's!

Much love to Mena,
~Torre the adoring Suvari-Fanboy!
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
***steps into thread***

Alyssa Milano in "Embrace Of The Vampire" - any of the scenes of her nude.
Elizabeth Berkley in "Showgirls" - any of the scenes of her nude.

***steps out of thread***
 
torre: well, if you do like her at all. i know you do. do not, i repeat, do not watch "spun". she has green teeth. i shiver as i type. its one of my favorite movies but she has a crap role. dont watch it. :crying:
 
I'd have to say Monsters Ball you know the seen with Halle Berry and Billy Bob. Also this might surprise you, Queen Latifah in Bringing the House Down, the scene where she comes down the step in slow motion, her big breasts and strong legs really had me jacking off.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
torre: well, if you do like her at all. i know you do. do not, i repeat, do not watch "spun". she has green teeth. i shiver as i type. its one of my favorite movies but she has a crap role. dont watch it. :crying:

Oh man.. green? Like.. no.

I suppose it'd be a test of my devotion to watch it. Which.. I'll do some year. ;)

While speaking of crappy roles.. Anne Hathaway in Havoc. White-gansta-poser? Babe, you have to have a SERIOUS role to get nude in, otherwise its a joke. Like the movie.
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
Mine are Basic Instinct and the other I can't remember what the name of it was but it had Catherine Devenue and she played a lesbian vampire.

But some of the Euro movies I saw on Channel 4 during my pubescent years were great.It kept me away from the ugly local slappers anyway.

So. Thank you :)
 
Y'all got it right, Mena Suvari is a Goddess and her ASS is AMAZING. American Beauty - one the top 5 movies of all time. The cheerleader scene (with a marching band version of "On Broadway) where Kevin Spacey is fantasizing about her and the scene where they're about to hook up (with Neil Young's "Don't Let it Bring You Down" performed by Annie Lennox) are two great examples how how music can make a movie scene so intense and surreal. Good Stuff! :thumbsup:
 
Well technically we girls don't 'whack off' but to answer the question... ;)

1) Eyes Wide Shut - very erotic movie. And when it comes to orgies and masquerade I'm sold!

2) From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek with THAT snake, and George Clooney with a tattoo.

3) A Walk on the Moon - kinda what LL was saying about Dirty Dancing. Viggo Mortensen awakens Diane Lane's sleeping passion, leading to some pretty explosive sex sessions.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
A flick called "Fast Walking", Kay Lenz, when she was young hot and nasty.
 
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