Lisa Ann vs Shyla Stylez - More deadly with a spear?

[dbradford8589]

After the picture I'll go with Shyla.

 

[STDiva]

Lisa Ann's pussy is amazing

What the fuck does that have to do with the question Spleen asked?

 

[Spleen]

Are they hunting one another?

I suppose they could be. For murder purposes only, of course. These girls aren't cannibals... Or are they? Shit, you'd have to ask them really. Are they members here?

Are they hunting me?

Sexual harrasment is best cured with a spear. This could be quite likely.

If not what are they hunting, whales, baby seals, bears?

Lisa 'Ahab' Ann is probably hunting whales.

Could I hold the spear?

You'd have to ask the health and safety officer on site. I'm going to say no for now though. I don't believe you have any previous training. I could be wrong though!

Do fish ever contemplate their own existence?

Yes, but then they forget 2 seconds later.

Will FreeOnes ever be as great a place to post as it was a year or two back?

Fuck no.

 

[Hochimama]

I'll go for Shyla

 

[ForumModeregulator]

Both would have a considerate amount of movement restriction (large breasts), but since a lot of power comes from the lower body. I would say the slight edge would go to Shyla Stylez.

 

[BlueBalls]

I suppose they could be. For murder purposes only, of course. These girls aren't cannibals... Or are they? Shit, you'd have to ask them really. Are they members here?

I don't believe they are, but they obviously have a taste for the sweetest of the sweet meats it's right up there on the screen for all to see. I would indeed like to watch a pornstar human hunt, maybe that can be VH1's newest reality show?

Sexual harrasment is best cured with a spear. This could be quite likely.

Fucking whores! If they don't like being judged as mere sex objects in the real world then they shouldn't have gotten into this business in the first place!

I mean really, who calls the police and gets and injunction put upon a person for filming them in their sleep and ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey.

It's madness!

Lisa 'Ahab' Ann is probably hunting whales.

Where be Queequeg?

You'd have to ask the health and safety officer on site. I'm going to say no for now though. I don't believe you have any previous training. I could be wrong though!

*Daily Mail type outrage*

You can't say or do anything in this country these days Spleen without the damn PC brigade coming in and telling you how wrong you are, it's disgusting. I mean you can't even write racial epithets on the front door of your Asian neighbour in your own excrement anymore without those fucking PC bastards telling you, you're wrong.

It's political correctness gone mad!

Yes, but then they forget 2 seconds later.

Shame, I'm sure if they realised how meagre and worthless they actually are and I' don't doubt that there would be far more suicides within the fish population than there is now.

Have you ever seen a fish commit suicide? No, neither have I and I need to.

Fuck no.

... I thought this would be you answer.

*shoots self in the head*



Uhm... what was the question again?

 

[Spleen]

I don't really know anymore myself. Something about penis?

 

[timon]

Shyla Stylez for ever

 

[knobs]

Lisa Ann

 

[Supafly]

As both have performed with Randy Spears, it is tricky.

But Lisa Ann seems to be more intense, so I voted for her.

 

[digdiggler]

I can't believe I voted for this shit. A spear?
Voted for Lisa Ann because of her juicy azz, fuck a spear

 

[Johan]

:wtf:

 

[CurtJa]

Lisa Ann has the formidable arms, but I think Shyla's legs would carry her farther Plus, all the junk in the trunk would restrict Lisa Ann from reaching the same top speed I think.

 

[robbied196]

They both appear equally well equipped to have mastered the spam javelin, although as far as technique goes, I think Lisa Ann has a better grip.

 

[windowsxp02]

my choice is Lisa Ann

 

[kewlio65]

Shyla for me. The reasons, I don\t know. She seems to have the more intense, killer eyes for me. I could sse her being very accurate. Though I feel like am dribbling crap. This is a very odd thread indeed? Any particular reason for this, or was it just you were looking at spears and porn on the net. Not trying to have a go, just trying to work out the logic.

 

[ArabJames]

either of them would be able to distract the target by bouncing those luscious mounds of goodness...so it's a wash.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Shyla Stylez

 

[luis1972]

Lisa Ann
:o