dumb bitch..... give it 4 months, she'll have the kit off again but she'll need to flash the flesh this time.... it's all she's got left


Well she lost that "Lovelace" movie (not necessarily bad, that things got "bomb" written all over it). There's a lot of negative feeling about her playing Liz Taylor (and while a great performance in a TV movie saved Farrah Fawcett's career) I don't think that a "Lifetime" movie is going to do much for LiLo anyway. She already did Playboy and the only woman to make a career out of that is Pam Anderson. So her options are certainly narrow. Vivid would probably give her a million or two for a short term porn deal, say two or three movies. She appears to be making at least some money as a really high priced escor . . . . um err . . . companion/guest. Her looks are going fast though, after all she's in the same age group as Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and that crowd but without Playboy's really heavy use of PhotoShop she looks late thirties to early forties. Plus just like Playboy you run into the law of diminishing returns. Her celebrity will make her vids sell, but eventually she'll be competing with younger, prettier girls. Well, there's always the Bunny Ranch, hey, its better than the Sunset Strip, or whatever the Hooker Stroll is in LA. That or she needs to find some rich guy to marry her before her tits drop below her navel.
 

Kingfisher

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How about if she put down the cigarette. It's in almost every shot. Besides she's long overdue for a no-panties up the skirt shot. By "accident" of course.

Plus for a "pro" they are really lousy photos. But I think that he owns the place that she is staying in "rent free". So he takes a few pix, she blows him, he gets her a little blow . . . . .
 
Seriously WTF is up with her? Is she actually trying to look like a old withered piece of beef jerky. There are women 3 times her age trying to look her age and she is trying to look like that.:facepalm:
 
She needs some new handlers and a fashion advisor. Bring back the red locks and the buxom look. Try to regain your dignity by showing up for a job. Then, do a real nude photoshoot and the world will be happy once again. If these things happen, then I predict we would be one step closer to world peace.
 

Kingfisher

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It's like she's living off of that crap redbull. Also too bad she's starting to look like her mom who is damn fugly.
 
It's like she's living off of that crap redbull. Also too bad she's starting to look like her mom who is damn fugly.

The Mexican Army seized 16 tons of meth the other day, maybe Lindsay's private stash? Her life style is aging her fast, I bet that she's blown through the Million that Hef gave her already. She's living on a suite at the Chateau Marmont for "free", we know what THAT means. In many of her recent photos she looks seriously effed up. My guess is she's back on either meth or Bolivian Marching Powder, you just don't age that fast on anything else.
 
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