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re. assari: Allow me to restate... ugh, I don't even want to get into that.





Wait a minute dirk, you aren't stalking me!? So I've been leaving the blinds open and prancing around in nothing but my silk ******-print boxers for nothing!? You *** of a bitch! :cussing:

You think I can only stalk one target at a time?

Pfft. What kind of amateur do you think I am?
 
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You think I can only stalk one target at a time?

Pfft. What kind of amateur do you think I am?

Sorry, I didn't mean to downplay your obvious skills. ;) ... all that travel time must be a bitch though, huh?
 
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to help with the imagery, i think Harley has a tail you can use

Huh... before I agree to anything, can I get a size check on that beforehand? :confused:
 
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Harley, I love your narrative here LOL

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Ha yeah... modelmayhem is annoying sometimes, so I try to weed out all the bullshitters, players, pervs, and creepers by letting myself sound a little strict.

Huh... before I agree to anything, can I get a size check on that beforehand? :confused:

Oh trust me, they're not too big. I can't handle large items in my bum, it has to be a relatively small girth.
 
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Harley, I love your narrative here LOL

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Ha yeah... modelmayhem is annoying sometimes, so I try to weed out all the bullshitters, players, pervs, and creepers by letting myself sound a little strict.

Hmm... *reads info*

note to self: Be extra nice to Harley for the next four or so days... :D

Oh trust me, they're not too big. I can't handle large items in my bum, it has to be a relatively small girth.

I'm sure they've been auctioned anyway... :dunno:
 
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I mean that sometimes men can be too intrustive and we do not always understand what the no-word means.

So how do you disposses those kinds of guys.

That image...I made it for you and it was quite funny, but it disappeared in cyberspace. :dunno:

If a man does not know what the word NO means then I say they should be in jail preferrably one where their cell mate doesnt know what the word no means either so he can show you how that feels exactly ;)

just my thought....wow first post in this thread by me and that was it :bang:
 
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Hmm... *reads info*

note to self: Be extra nice to Harley for the next four or so days... :D



I'm sure they've been auctioned anyway... :dunno:

Nope they haven't been auctioned off, I still have them. I'm not sure if I'm gonna auction them off. I'm sure eventually, but I'd like to use them again first for another shoot.
 
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Nope they haven't been auctioned off, I still have them. I'm not sure if I'm gonna auction them off. I'm sure eventually, but I'd like to use them again first for another shoot.

they may lose some of their auctionability if you let Happy borrow them
 
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they may lose some of their auctionability if you let Happy borrow them

Pfft, you'd pay top dollar then!

Hmm, you know, now that I think about it... you suggested the tails, Harley just happens to have them still hanging around despite auctioning other stuff off... I think this is all a plot between the two of you to try and stuff something up my butt! :surprise: Well ha! Joke's on you! You've been wasting your time! Not because I won't stick something up there, but really because all you two had to do was ask real nice... :D
 
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Pfft, you'd pay top dollar then!

Hmm, you know, now that I think about it... you suggested the tails, Harley just happens to have them still hanging around despite auctioning other stuff off... I think this is all a plot between the two of you to try and stuff something up my butt! :surprise: Well ha! Joke's on you! You've been wasting your time! Not because I won't stick something up there, but really because all you two had to do was ask real nice... :D

How about my boots up your ass.

Please?
 
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Here's some pictures from my latest photo set!
 

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