ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
He sounds like Maris from Frasier.
Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring
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He sounds like Maris from Frasier.
Well... I am delightful!
I assure you I am much more manly, and have had much less plastic surgery. Heck, I've only had my breasts done once!
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Getting them enlarged doesn't do much for making you seem manly. :2 cents:
You really should do something about that nose though.
Pfft! Like I'd get them enlarged. I had them moved to my back so they wouldn't get in the way! I mean, that's just common sense, isn't it? :dunno:
*looks at avatar* ... wait, what nose!?
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Get me the midget, I'll make it happen. I've always been curious about water *******.
Pfft! Like I'd get them enlarged. I had them moved to my back so they wouldn't get in the way! I mean, that's just common sense, isn't it? :dunno:
*looks at avatar* ... wait, what nose!?
What nose? Exactly. That's the point. Should get that fixed.
But... but... I was told that was adorable! :bawling:
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
It is, but how do you smell? I'm a bit scared for your health.
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
I'm wearing Calvin Klein's Escape... so I smell awesome!
Escape? You should be wearing the cologne that makes you smell like the beach. You know, Ocean.
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
that seems to be a running theme with Happy.
Again, I SMELL AWESOME!
I shower twice a day, I wear anti-antiperspirant gel, and I wear a lovely aftershave! I am ****** fucking immaculate!
Just to be clear, "HappyHapyJoyJoy" isn't spelled anywhere close to "assari" so there is no excuse to mistake the two. Not close. At all. I smell great.
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
I've never smelled Escape. I'll take your word for it.
Seriously? That's, like, the best Calvin Klein aftershave out there. It's nice and light smelling. A little sweet smelling, but not too sweet. Not musky. And it doesn't leave a bitter or sour taste on the skin, which is important. :yesyes:
It's a mix of eucalyptus, melon, juniper, grapefruit, mango, bergamot, rosemary, cypress, fir, sage, birch, sea notes, sandalwood, amber, patchouli, oakmoss and vetiver. Emphasis seems to be on the melon, grapefruit, sea and sandalwood.
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Holy freakin mixture of scents in one bottle! That's so many. And here I thought my one perfume that was a mix of coconut, pineapple, peach, and some Hawaiian flower was a lot in one fragrance.
The eucalyptus is great to have in there. That's really helpful for breathing.
I think even most of the mid-range designer colognes use a lot of different scents. And often there's more there than is listed on the bottle.
Sadly Escape has been discontinued, well the original version anyway. You can still find it places, but apparently it's a new version that's different. So I tend to try and save what I have of the original for special occasions. Gone back to it at the moment though because I've been getting a lot of spider bites lately and I'm hoping changing my aftershave might help. :dunno:
Unfortunately, in a lot of places that pretty much equals the smell of rotting vegetation, sewage runoff, with additional more unidentifiable briny smells.
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
like new jersey?
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Nah. New Jersey just looks stinky, not so much the smell. NY on the other hand.... :eeew:
It was raining here a lot the past two weeks and when I went to the grocery store the other day, a woman was saying to the cashier, "I like the rain. It cleans the city. It makes NY less stinky." Yes! Finally, someone else around here who has a working nose. It seems like half the people in NY are completely oblivious to the awful smell. They must be distracted by the tall buildings.
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
i used to go to the shore every year, there was definitely a smell, though it has been a while since last i was there
