Okay, I'm going to ask a virgin question because that's what I am! Like many of you I've masturbated a lot, in a few different ways. My question is what way is most like the real thing? When I use my hand it isn't all that great, depending on stimulation of visuals it goes by rather quick, but really isn't all that great. I've tried the shower thing as well, but I can never cum in there for some reason without a lot of effort. The most intense method I've found is to cut a hole in a pillow, separate the stuffing inside, and hump the pillow. I've even put lotion inside the pillow's hole. There's one main difference between the hand method and the pillow method. With the hand method once I cum, I could keep jerking no problem and probably even cum again given enough time, but with the pillow method the ejaculation is a lot more intense, more convulsions, last longer, and I'm unable to continue humping even if I wanted to, the dick is too sensitive. So which feeling is more like the real thing? Hand is good, but ultimately underwhelming, shower is more intense, but takes longer to reach (can get annoying), but the pillow method is kinda quick and really intense.
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Also, every couple of weeks, stab the armpit. And when you're really, really horny, the armpit will have a headache.
Wow, you need help....Why don't you go to a party or a bar and find a girl?
Wow, not the reaction I expected. I'm kind of an outcast, and I thought there were some open minded people here, but alas just more hypocrites.
Wow, a guy who's name on a porn site is MetalGearSolid can't get laid? 
Who would've thought? :dunno:
Who would've thought? :dunno:Listen kid, these guys mean well they are just giving you a dose of reality. Even outcasts can get laid, if not try an apple pie, saw it in a movie once; the dude looked satisfied. :rofl:
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
Well try this a little lotion or oil in your hand
Hey, Freeones sells pocket pussies. Maybe you could get in touch with Petra and see if she can hook you up with a discount.
That's why God invented hookers.
As lame as it sounds there is no current substitute for the real thing, ie women. In the future with near perfect androids or virtual reality maybe. For now you can only approximate the experience. The main reason you can't simulate love making with just genital stimulation is because sex is so much more than that, scents, hair, soft skin, pressure, grabbing, pulling, fluids, aromas, closeness, body stroking, ego stroking, verbal play, and a thousand other subtle and not so subtle dynamics. Your question is like asking why synthesized vitamin C can't equal the nutritive value of an orange.
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