Life After Tiger

Elin Nordegren's Next Stop?


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My house. I want to show her my woods. :nanner:
 
We're gonna make our own sex tape...

"Tiger Gets BlueBalls"

:nannerf1:

Wait, do you mean you and Elin are going to make this tape or you and Tiger? Tiger Gets BlueBalls kinda sounds like he gets you. :eek:
 
She will go on Howard Stern and masturbate a little bit while explaining Tiger is a pig and she misses him though. At that moment she will get on that spanking machine of his and explain their sex life.

She will then realize just how much 300 million dollars really is by a caller (who ruined everything, by the way) and quickly leave the studio. Realizing, indeed, she doesn't need Howard Stern's money to live on while she has that much money in the bank!

Silly blonds trying to do math! :rolleyes:
It's cute -- hehe
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I think she will go the way of Paul McCartney's ex, good ol' Heather Whatserface.
 
She will go on Howard Stern and masturbate a little bit while explaining Tiger is a pig and she misses him though. At that moment she will get on that spanking machine of his and explain their sex life.

She will then realize just how much 300 million dollars really is by a caller (who ruined everything, by the way) and quickly leave the studio. Realizing, indeed, she doesn't need Howard Stern's money to live on while she has that much money in the bank!

Silly blonds trying to do math! :rolleyes:
It's cute -- hehe

It might be the only times Howard has somebody one that almost has as much money as he does. Maybe they could count theirs together.
 
Wait, do you mean you and Elin are going to make this tape or you and Tiger? Tiger Gets BlueBalls kinda sounds like he gets you. :eek:

That's exactly what he meant. :eek:
 
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